For the life of me, I don’t understand why Michael Avenatti and Jacob Wohl aren’t bosom buddies. Sure, Avenatti is creepy. But Wohl is creepier. You’d think the two of them would be two peas in a pod – Creepy and Creepier.
Yet for some reason the Creepy Porn Lawyer despises the Creepier Jacob Wohl. And that’s puzzling.
After all, Creepy and Creepier sure have a lot in common, wouldn’t you say?
Both of them are publicity hungry scam artists who have absolutely no problem slandering people to achieve their ends.
Both Creepy and Creepier are making a career out of false allegations against their political enemies.
And both of them have their fair share of legal troubles.
Really, the only difference between Creepy and Creepier is the Creepy Porn Lawyer got a heck of a lot of media love while the Creepier Wohl does not.
When the “news” broke yesterday that some guy was accusing 2020 Democrat candidate Pete Buttigieg of rape, my BS meter went in the red.
Thanks in large part to the smear campaign against Brett Kavanaugh, I don’t trust these kinds of “breaking” stories.
It probably didn’t help that the “news” I saw on Twitter linked to Big League Politics. I always err on the side of skepticism when they break a story — the same way I would if the story was from Ronan Farrow or if it was bleating from the mouth of the Creepy Porn Lawyer.
It isn’t even a question of “trust but verify.” Instead, it’s “doubt and stay doubtful for at least a week.”
Within hours of the story “breaking,” my decision to doubt was a good one. The muck-raking smear against Buttigieg was courtesy of Jacob Wohl.
NEW: Jacob Wohl and Jack Burkman have been trying to recruit young men to falsely claim they were sexually assaulted by Pete Buttigieg.— Lachlan Markay (@lachlan) April 29, 2019
One recorded their convo and gave us the audio.
Another says allegations published today in his name are bullshit https://t.co/9RDYOe5aAw
This kind of garbage stinks to high heaven whether it’s peddled by the Creepy Porn Lawyer or the Creepier Jacob Wohl and his partner in crime Jack Burkman.
You recall the last smear campaign Wohl and Burkman tried to pull off, don’t you?
They claimed they had found a woman who was sexually harassed by Robert Mueller.
What a train wreck that was.
You’d think Creepier would have learned his lesson. But obviously he didn’t. Just another thing Creepy and Creepier have in common I guess.
Wohl also appears to have set up a company, Potomac Intelligence, to use in the scheme, complete with fake LinkedIn pages. Minutes after I called him and Burkman, the website was taken down, the LI pages deleted, and both its phone numbers disconnected https://t.co/9RDYOe5aAw— Lachlan Markay (@lachlan) April 30, 2019
Btw, our primary source on this story described himself as a die-hard Trump supporter— Lachlan Markay (@lachlan) April 30, 2019
He also said that obviously what these guys are trying to do is deeply wrong, that he respects Buttigieg’s military service, and that Wohl, left unchecked, will do nothing but damage to the GOP
We don’t want our own Michael Avenatti. And that’s precisely what Jacob Wohl aiming for – except without all the fawning media love.
Lachlan Markay’s source is right. This kind of crap is a dumpster fire waiting to happen. And frankly any Trump supporter with any sense should shun that douche canoe Wohl before his stupid — and possibly criminal — antics splash back on us.
First Amendment law ain’t my area, but how is what Jacob Wohl did not “actual malice?”— LB (@beyondreasdoubt) April 30, 2019
As Jim Treacher put it at PJ Media:
I have a lot of problems with Pete Buttigieg’s policies, and I don’t like the way he’s scapegoating Mike Pence. I’m not all that impressed with Buttigieg, and I don’t plan to vote for him, no matter how many times I’m called a homophobe by Dems who are obsessed with identity politics.
Also, falsely accusing Buttigieg or anybody else of committing sexual assault is wrong in every way imaginable. Jacob Wohl is a dimwitted amateur who seems to think he’s the next Roger Stone, a gleeful trickster sowing chaos in his wake. But I don’t think even Stone ever did anything this stupid, underhanded, and outright criminal. If he did, he’s much better at covering his tracks than this kid.
If these idiots really wanted to stop Buttigieg, they’ve just made it a lot tougher to do. They’ve now made Buttigieg a victim, and to Dems that’s the same thing as a hero. If Mayor Pete has even half the political smarts his starry-eyed admirers say he does, he’ll capitalize on this slur against his reputation and raise his profile even more.
The libs need to lie about their opponents because liberal policies never survive contact with reality. Don’t be like the libs.
If you’re disgusted by the Creepy Porn Lawyer, you should be doubly disgusted by the Creepier Jacob Wohl.
Creepy Avenatti is making the media and the Left look like clowns. But the Creepier Wohl is doing his damnedest to make us look like moronic clowns.
And I don’t know about you, but that pisses me off.
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