A crotchety old liar to the end

Crotchety old fraud Harry Reid is finally leaving the Senate.

And on his way out the door, this amoral old crank who made a career of hurling unsubstantiated accusations at anyone who stood in the Democrat Party’s way isn’t softening his tone.

In an interview with Politico, Reid tapped into his bottomless supply of venomous lies to blame the Democrats’ abysmal showing November on James Comey.

You’d think the old crank could come up with an original lie.

“I mean, if Comey kept his mouth shut, we would have picked up a couple more Senate seats and we probably would have elected Hillary.”

Maybe it’s just me. But did anybody else think of “Scooby Doo?”

”And we would’a gotten away with it too if it hadn’t been for those pesky kids!”

Reid is more upset that Comey investigated Hillary Clinton’s crimes than he is with Hillary Clinton’s crimes.

Yup. If only Comey had kept his mouth shut, Hillary could have gotten away with being the most corrupt and venal politician on the planet.

I’m not surprised Harry Reid would think this way.

Crotchety old Harry lives by the motto, “As long as you can get away with it, anything goes.”

The Democrats’ failure to regain the Senate had nothing to do with James Comey or the friggin’ Koch brothers, Harry.

The Democrat Party has been bleeding support for the last eight years.

They control the fewest number of state legislatures since the Civil War.

James Comey didn’t do that.

The Democrat Party is the author of its own fate.

You guys are the ones who decided to jettison the will of the people to ram Obama’s unpopular agenda down our throats.

You are the ones, Harry, who abandoned the Democrat base to advance far-Left, anti-American positions.

James Comey didn’t put the demands of illegal aliens and Muslim “refugees” ahead of the American people. You guys did.

James Comey didn’t make Hillary Clinton a crooked, venal hag.

And he sure as hell didn’t tell you to lie your old, wrinkled ass off.

If you really want to assign blame for the Democrat Party’s collapse, Harry, you should lay it directly at your own feet.

You stretched the truth to the breaking point. And it is hardly surprising the truth snapped back and hit you dead between the eyes.

Fortunately for you, Harry, that’s something you’re familiar with.

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2 thoughts on “A crotchety old liar to the end

  • December 8, 2016 at 2:03 pm

    Liberal, liberal Harry Reid
    into his cornflakes somebody pee’d
    Harry is leaving
    tell him “goodbye, don’t come back
    and zip up your fly”

  • December 9, 2016 at 12:58 pm

    I heard that Dingy Harry hasn’t paid his taxes either.
    And that he owes the mob a lot of money.
    And that his brother really kicked his ass, not home exercise equipment.
    Hey. Who cares about whether it’s true or not?
    We won, didn’t we?

    Buh bye, Harry.
    Don’t shrivel up out there in the desert.

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