Crypt-Keeper Ginsburg plans to stay beyond her sell-by date

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Friday, Supreme Corpse Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg vowed that she would not retire from SCOTUS no matter how badly her body decomposes.

The 84-year-old Crypt-Keeper plans to outlast every other justice who stayed long after their sell-by date.

“My answer is as long as I can do the job full steam,” she said, “I will do it.”

Full steam?

This is full steam?

You and I have very different definitions of the term “full steam,” Ruthie.

Of course her devoted fans among the Pussy Hat Brigade are delighted.

As long as Ginsburg can hold out until a Democrat is in the White House, they don’t care if she’s a drooling, incontinent mess who can’t remember the last time she ate — let alone the Constitution.

Not that Ruth ever gave a damn what the Constitution said anyway.

But if you’re holding out hope that Ginsburg will drop dead long before another Democrat becomes President, don’t hold your breath.

Only the good die young.

The damned can live forever.

Hat tip Breitbart.

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4 thoughts on “Crypt-Keeper Ginsburg plans to stay beyond her sell-by date

  • October 30, 2017 at 10:22 am
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    I think she died about 70 years ago but nobody has the nerve to tell her the truth.

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  • October 30, 2017 at 12:07 pm
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    Dianny, now, that’s just cruel. The Crypt Keeper never did anything to you, so why would you compare him to that rotten old crone?!

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  • October 31, 2017 at 6:11 pm
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    My great granny is 97.
    She looks like her and is just as cantankerous.
    Except that she hates whiny ass lying liberals.
    That is all.

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