Cuomonavirus

Cuomonavirus

Yesterday, in his daily appearance before a fawning press, the incompetent governor of New York repeatedly referred to COVID-19 as the “European virus.”  I’m sure President Xi was delighted. Cuomo’s reasoning, no doubt, is that the cases in New York were seeded by travel from Europe. [Which were seeded by travel from China, but Andrew’s head is too far up the ChiCom’s collective ass to mention that.]

But if we’re going to name the virus based on how the outbreak was seeded, maybe the US outbreak should be called the New York Virus – or, more specifically, the Cuomonavirus.

After all, we learned last week that the majority of cases in the US as a whole were seeded by travel from New York.

As I pointed out in my column “Grandma Killer,” President Trump suggested we quarantine parts of New York to prevent travel and contain the virus.  And Cuomo’s response was to threaten a lawsuit.  Which was the same response he had when Rhode Island attempted to bar travel from New York.

How different would the US outbreak be if Andrew Cuomo had not fought against these travel restrictions?  We’ll never know.  But considering how many cases throughout the country can be traced back to New York, it’s likely the US outbreak wouldn’t have been so severe.

So it’s no longer the Chinese Virus.  It’s no longer the European Virus.  It is the Cuomonavirus.

Fair is fair, right Andrew?  If we’re going to name it by what seeded the outbreak, it’s only fair to name it after you.

How many New Yorkers got infected and died because Andrew Cuomo waited two months to finally sanitize the super-spreader Subways?  That delay alone is reason enough to name this the Cuomonavirus.

How many New York seniors died unnecessarily because of Governor Cuomo’s order forcing nursing homes to readmit COVID-19 positive patients?  The sick and the dead from that order can be laid directly at the feet of Governor Super-spreader.  The cause of death for the more than five thousand nursing home residents should be changed to Cuomonavirus.

It was the Cuomonavirus that spread across the country and caused outbreaks to skyrocket nationally.  So it isn’t just the Cuomonavirus in New York; it’s the Cuomonavirus from coast-to-coast.

As I said yesterday, it is standard operating procedure for Andrew Cuomo to cover his incompetence by shifting blame to others.  He’s been doing it for a decade as Governor of New York.  So it doesn’t surprise me that he’s blaming Europe for his deadly missteps.

Yes, it might have been seeded there, but it seeded everywhere thanks to the Governor of New York, New York. [That sentence works if you sing it.]

Had he acted swiftly to shut down and sanitize the subways, had he not forced nursing homes to take in COVID patients, had he worked with the White House to quarantine hot-spots and restrict travel from New York, this “European virus” would not have spread with the swiftness and ease that it did.

But he did none of those things.

So, no, Governor.  It is no longer the European virus.  You recklessly endangered New Yorkers and the rest of the country.

You own it.

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9 thoughts on “Cuomonavirus

  • May 12, 2020 at 9:30 am
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    Thanks for diving into the 8th layer of hell to find the inspiration for that awesome Photoshop picture.

  • May 12, 2020 at 9:50 am
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    I read yesterday Cuomo’s approval is at 80%. N.Y. will re elect him next year also. Kinda hard to have empathy for self inflicted pain. Throw da bum out, where’s the recall petition, where are the lawsuits for reckless endangerment? Time to take out the trash NY. I wont hold my breath.

    • May 12, 2020 at 11:05 am
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      If he runs for a fourth term it will be in 2022. I wouldn’t put it past him to run again. And, sadly, I won’t put it past my fellow New Yorkers to reelect him. California isn’t the only state where voters are idiots.

  • May 12, 2020 at 11:07 am
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    We, in upstate NY, are screwed because of the overwhelming numbers of the walking downstate braindead. Take your pick Cuomo or DiBlasio
    Which one better reflects the empty headed NYC voters.?

  • May 12, 2020 at 11:53 am
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    Brilliant Dianny!!!!!!!!!

    Cuomo should be tarred and feathered but he would never get that close to real upstate citizens for that to happen. The drones in the city do not see the damage he has done for his entire tenure over NYS. They see him dump gobs of money on their pet projects while upstate crumbles.

    Short of some sort of criminal indictment, Cuomo will be re-elected by those folks in the city who in one way or another directly benefit from Cuomo’s presence in Albany. Fear more than anything else motivates them to vote for him. They fear upstate politicians because of a mutual disdain that exists between both regions.

    Unless an extremely charismatic and viable Republican runs, and I cannot think of one at present, things will go on as before with a city based governor running this state into the ground.

  • May 12, 2020 at 12:12 pm
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    Will Fredo’s brother be getting royalties off of the name Cuomonvirus? It would only be fair. BTW…have you heard anything about Ann Coulter being on Biden’s ‘short-list’ for a running mate? If true, it could hamper the President’s plan to put her on the Supreme Court.
    Goodness, we are living in interesting times.

    • May 12, 2020 at 4:20 pm
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      Speaking of Fredo … is he “Patient Zero” of the Cuomonavirus?

  • May 12, 2020 at 7:23 pm
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    Cuomoavirus, Zing, Wham. Bam. If the so called genius gets re-elected then it will due to apathy or the cemeteries in NYC being polling places.

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