Dana Nessel: Michigan’s Mask Detective

Dana Nessel: Michigan’s Mask Detective

Add Michigan Attorney General Dana Nessel to the long list of Democrat politicians who hope to increase their name recognition and notoriety by attacking President Trump.

I bet you never heard of Dana Nessel before, am I right?

Hell, I bet there are Michiganders who’ve never heard of Dana Nessel before.

I sure as hell never heard of her until she decided to morph into Michigan’s Mask Detective and insufferable hall monitor.

And where does a Democrat politician go to increase her name recognition and notoriety by attacking President Trump?

Why, CNN naturally.

Dana Nessel on CNN

Wolf Blitzer asked Dana Nessel, Mask Detective “Is the president no longer welcome in Michigan?”  As if this idiot has the power to bar the President of the United States from entering her state.

But of course, petty tyrant that she is, Nessel answered in the affirmative.

I will say speaking on behalf of my department and my office, that’s right. That’s exactly right. Today’s events were extremely disappointing, and yet totally predictable. I will say that, understanding of course that his own doctor, Dr. Fauci, recommends the wearing of masks in public and closed spaces. The CDC makes that recommendation and in Michigan, that is the law, and a court just upheld that hours ago. And even in Ford, it’s their own policy. The president is like a petulant child, who refuses to follow the rule. And I have to say, this is no joke.

Are you sure this is not joke Detective Dana?

Because from where I’m sitting, Michigan’s Democrat government is most definitely a joke.

You’d think Michigan’s attorney general would be too busy trying to figure out why the state sent COVID-19 positive seniors back into nursing homes to worry about whether or not President Trump is wearing a mask.

Say, didn’t a couple dams break in Michigan on Tuesday?

“But Trump is a petulant child!!!!! He won’t follow the rules!!!!”

I wonder if beating Detroit nursing home residents is following the rules.

If the point of wearing a mask is to minimize the risk of your germs spreading to others, and the President has regularly tested negative for the Wuhan Virus, (that’s right, Kamala, I called it the Wuhan Virus!), what is the point of him wearing a mask?

Well, we all know the point.  The anti-Trump media and the Democrats always have to find a reason to attack President Trump.

You know who also appears daily without a mask?

This guy.

Report Cuomo to Dana Nessel, Mask Detective

The media is making this non-issue into an issue because that’s what they do.

Fact is, the whole “WHY WON’T TRUMP WEAR A MASK?!!!” scandal is the just the latest in a long line of non-scandals the news media and the Democrats have perseverated over since Trump became President.

Remember 2-scoops of Ice Cream Gate?

Or PetGate?  ShitholeGateKoiGateAnimalsGateVacationGate?

The media has created breathless scandals over so many stupid things, I have an entire section in my latest book, RANT: Derangement & Resistance in MAGA Country called “Here a Gate, there a Gate, everywhere a Gate-Gate.”

Hell, they even go after Melania with these non-scandal scandals.  Who can forget StilettoGate?

And of course, we can’t forget the biggest non-scandal of all, RussiaGate.

So is it a surprise that now the media wants to make MaskGate a thing?

It isn’t as if CNN or MSNBC can invite idiots like Dana Nessel or Gretchen Whitmer on to discuss what a tyrant Trump is – not when Nessel and Whitmer have exploited the Wuhan Panic to fully embrace their inner Mussolinis.

So instead, they bring on Dana Nessel, Mask Detective to confirm what a tyranny-happy harridan she is by declaring President Trump persona non grata for daring to defy her Mask Dictates.

It’s as if Nessel and her boss Whitmer are doing everything humanly possible to ensure Trump wins Michigan by a landslide.

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7 thoughts on “Dana Nessel: Michigan’s Mask Detective

  • May 22, 2020 at 11:37 am
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    I feel bad for the people in Michigan affected by the floods.

    Their political snafu? Not so much. They elected those hags.

  • May 22, 2020 at 4:12 pm
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    Living in Michigan,
    I can say many of us know who comrade Nessel is. She has been busy sending out State Troopers to visit anyone who dared to reopen their business before Queen Gretchen said it was ok.
    She (a complete unknown outside of Detroit)) just barely beat former MI House Speaker Tom Leonard to win the AG race. (I am sure it took the ballots of several thousand dead voters to get her over the top)

    I eagerly look forward to the day Comrade Nessel & Queen Gretchen are booted out of office.

  • May 22, 2020 at 6:37 pm
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    Wasn’t there a video on TV last night that showed a nursing home employee hitting a patient in MICHIGAN? But, this AG wants to go after Ford for what? Go ahead, dimwit, and watch Ford leave Michigan.

    • May 22, 2020 at 6:45 pm
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      Yes, that is what I was talking about in the above post.

  • May 23, 2020 at 8:45 am
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    Dianny, how about ” Dean Whitmer ” ?

  • May 23, 2020 at 10:38 am
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    Don’t blame me. I have NEVER voted for any democrap…ever.

    • May 23, 2020 at 2:36 pm
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      Well you could have voted twice or maybe three times. Come on, man.

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