Dancing Liz is more awkward than beer-drinking Liz

Dancing Liz is more awkward than beer-drinking Liz

Have you seen the video of Dancing Liz Warren?

Brace yourself. It’s like watching your grandmother twerking.

Oh dear.

I’ve seen better dancing from awkward preteen white boys.

Hell, I’m a better dancer and I can’t dance.

Dancing Liz makes me cringe even harder than beer-drinking Liz.

She’s like America’s answer to Theresa May.

Is it the shared hairstyle that makes these women bad dancers?

Dancing Liz makes Elaine Benis from Seinfeld look like Ginger Rogers.

See, Dancing Liz is awkward and painful because Liz Warren is a stern, scolding fishwife. Her resting state is scowling and stiff.

So when Liz makes an attempt at “normal human behavior” it comes off canned, out of character and completely awkward.

Which is exactly how her beer-drinking Instagram moment looked.

Watching Liz dance leaves me with the impression that this woman has never once let down her hair and had some fun. But because she needs to appeal to voters, she forces herself to do things that are completely foreign to her.

Not since Hillary Clinton have I seen someone who has such a difficult time appearing human.

Now, don’t get me wrong.  I don’t think a Presidential candidate needs to be good at dancing on stage.  I don’t.

Instead, I think every candidate would be best served by simply playing to his or her strengths. Be genuine, authentic; embrace who you are.

Dancing is not one of Liz’s strengths. Nor is it in any way authentic.  The same can be said of making Instagram videos from her kitchen while awkwardly drinking from a beer bottle.

The problem is, Liz’s one and only strength is shrilly lecturing while talking down to people.

And since most Americans don’t respond well to a scold who hectors and harangues them like Mommy Dearest, Liz is forced to overcompensate by pretending to be hip, with-it, relaxed and relatable.

But she’s none of those things.  So when Liz does something like dance or swill beer from a bottle, those everyday human activities look about as natural on her as tits on a bull.

Relatability isn’t learned.  You either have it or you don’t.

And I don’t think Liz Warren has it.

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7 thoughts on “Dancing Liz is more awkward than beer-drinking Liz

  • August 24, 2019 at 2:41 pm
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    That was like watching a robot with a new hip replacement.

  • August 24, 2019 at 2:55 pm
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    wow…..maybe she did acid before walking on stage.

  • August 24, 2019 at 4:24 pm
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    It looks like she’s trying to do the “Y-M-C-A” and twerk at the same time, or like a dog trying to get the peach pit that he swallowed out of his asshole the next day.

  • August 24, 2019 at 9:53 pm
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    I STILL SAY WARREN LOOKS LIKE A GYROSCOPE!

    And does this woman not own anything besides black slacks????

  • August 25, 2019 at 2:04 am
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    And why was she doing that “dancing?” What did you call it…
    Attempting normal human behavior.

    Better, normal human behavior, would have been siting in a leather chair with a side table while she sucked thick liquid through a straw.

    ..

  • August 25, 2019 at 9:11 am
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    No Tom Toms….No Fire……

    How you expect squaw to dance without??????

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