Dear NYC: I found your missing snow

So the Storm of the Century that was bearing down on NYC was a no-show.

Well, to be fair, it wasn’t a no-show.

It showed all right.

It just didn’t show up in Manhattan.

Instead, it turned up right here in Central New York.

snow

You’re welcome.

That was as far as my Lupus-ridden body could shovel this morning.

All I have is a shovel and a teeny electric snowblower. Unfortunately this snow is too deep for the snowblower.

And to make matters worse, my neighbor’s son – who always parks on the street in front of my house – pulled his snow-covered car forward and proceeded to dump all the snow right smack in front of my driveway.

Joy.

The pile from his car is over three feet deep and about 6 feet in diameter.

Lovely.

I’m hoping the plow truck eventually makes it to my street. So far, in the last 36 hours of snowfall, it’s been a no-show.

Kind of like the blizzard of New York City.

It’s days like this that I am very thankful I work from home.

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2 thoughts on “Dear NYC: I found your missing snow

  • March 15, 2017 at 3:20 pm
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    As far as the lamestream media gets involved, it’s pretty much all about them…if it snows on them…catastrophic snowfall. If it doesn’t, not news.

  • March 15, 2017 at 4:21 pm
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    Up here by Lake Ontario I’ve got chest high drifts to chip through. Glad I work from home too!

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