Delegate Justice Warrior

Thought I’d do some Saturday ‘shops in honor of America’s own Delegate Justice Warrior Donald Trump. His endless carping over Colorado is by design, you guys. Rush is right about that. Donald knew he was going to lose, and rather than just accept the loss, he has concocted the biggest Hissy Fit seen outside of a college campus.

And just like those Social Justice Warriors on campus, Donald’s faux outrage is just that — fake. Fakedy-fake-fake-fake.

The whiny little man-child (another thing he has in common with Barack) is a sore loser with no ground-game masquerading as Delegate Justice Warrior.

Delegate Justice Warrior

When our republican system rears its head, not-so-mild-mannered Donald Trump scurries into Trump Tower, tears off his Chinese-made suit and turns into Delegate Justice Warrior!!!

Yes, my friends. When the Democracy that we aren’t is threatened by the Republic that we are, you can count on Delegate Justice Warrior to bravely take to Twitter and whine all night long. And when morning breaks, Delegate Justice Warrior is on the phone with Fox and Friends complaining and bitching and kvetching and whining some more.

Trump Hat Bitch

Not since the Left gave us Social Justice Warriors has there been a Stupor Hero quite like him.

Hippie Girl Trump

So, look up in the sky!
It’s an angry Twitter bird!
It’s a precious snowflake!
It’s Delegate Justice Warrior!
Making America Grate Again!

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3 thoughts on “Delegate Justice Warrior

  • April 16, 2016 at 6:41 pm
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    That last one looks just like Donald, but with better hair! Excellent

  • April 17, 2016 at 4:29 pm
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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Love it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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