The Democrats’ Crocodile Tears

I happened across this tweet from Senator Rand Paul.

Crocodile tears is the perfect description of the staged meltdown happening not only on Capitol Hill, but also in the Enslaved Press over President Trump firing James Comey.

Senator Paul also went on Fox & Friends this morning to discuss Comey’s firing. And it’s actually a really good interview.

The truth is, it doesn’t matter what Donald Trump does.

Democrats and the Enslaved Press will howl to the heavens and compare it to Watergate.

The faux outrage and crocodile tears aren’t fooling anybody.

And while I find it endlessly entertaining watching these morons act like their hair is on fire, I don’t take it seriously.

The Democrats remind me of the stereotypical Ugly American traveling abroad who thinks the reason the native people don’t understand him is because he isn’t talking loud enough.

They are so used to Republicans caving at the first sign of Democrat faux outrage and crocodile tears that they don’t know what to do about Trump.

Their hysterical fearmongering slides off of him like he’s been Scotch-Guarded.

And like the Ugly American, they think the problem is they’re not being hysterical enough. So they kick up the volume to Spinal Tap 11.

Not only does it not work, but it’s making the Democrats look foolish and a wee bit unhinged.

Come on. When you let Maxine Waters and Nancy Pelosi speak on your behalf, you’re doing something wrong.

Why do you think nobody takes them seriously anymore?

And by “nobody,” I mean nobody except fellow Democrats and their cheerleaders in the Enslaved Press.

So while Chuck Schumer, Elizabeth Warren and every other Democrat chew the scenery in a misguided attempt to get us to share their melodramatic outrage, most Americans aren’t buying it.

In fact, they’re mocking them.

And here’s the thing that makes it more Schadenfreuderrific.

President Trump is mocking them too.

Democrats aren’t used to a Republican who slaps down their crocodile tears.

And here’s the problem. They really have no other weapon in their arsenal.

So instead of acting like reasonable adults, they just kick up the volume.

And when you can’t tell the difference between elected Democrat officials and a completely unhinged kook like Keith Olbermann, you know they’re in trouble.

Now tell me you don’t find this all kinds of fun.

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4 thoughts on “The Democrats’ Crocodile Tears

  • May 10, 2017 at 3:58 pm
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    Every word. Gold.

    “…chew the scenery” HAHA

  • May 10, 2017 at 4:10 pm
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    Speaking of ugly Americans, I was on a Paris Street and overheard a guy from the Midwest ask a local…” ‘Scuse me canyoutellme howtogettothetrain station?”
    Little French guy says, “pardon’ ?”

    “CAN YOU TELL ME HOW TO GET TO THE TRAIN STATION!”

    “no.”

    • May 10, 2017 at 5:47 pm
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      If he discovers emojis, Cher better watch her back.

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