Despite sexual assault allegation, Obama will endorse Biden

Despite sexual assault allegation, Obama will endorse Biden

Okay, I know.  That headline isn’t typical for me.  The typical Dianny headline would be “Dirty Digit Joe finally receives coveted Obama endorsement.”

But I thought I’d try my hand at coming up with a headline fit for the New York Times.  How’d I do?

Ironic how Barack Obama timed his endorsement of Joey Fingers for after the corporate news media finally acknowledged the existence of the sexual assault allegation against the befuddled old man.

Timing, as they say, is everything.

And I have no doubt the timing was on purpose.

This way, if some rogue journalist totally forgets himself and actually asks Obama about this sexual assault allegation, Barack can say what he always says: “I heard about this the same way as you, when the New York Times thoroughly investigated it and found it was without merit.”

Though, given how reporters are with Obama, I doubt any of them would dare to even bring it up.

It’s more likely the DNC and its media handmaids need to get the focus off of Dirty Digit Joe and his penchant for getting handsy. And what better way to do that than to overshadow the sexual assault allegation with the coveted Obama endorsement?

And trust me, with those big ears, Obama can overshadow pretty much everything – even an allegation of sexual assault.

Now the media can go back to pretending Tara Reade doesn’t exist while running one fawning report after another about their favorite matinee idol, Barack H. Obama.

Finally the media can superimpose some of that Obama Dazzle onto the somnambulant Biden campaign – the very dazzle that Dirty Digit Joe has been desperate to enjoy.

And because of that Obama veneer, Fingers Biden will once again enjoy the complete Media Cover Fire that comes with being associated with Obama.  Which means the gaffes, the incoherence and, of course, the sexual assault allegation will be instantly, conveniently invisible to the media’s eye.

Just when old, wandering fingers Biden needs that invisibility and lack of scrutiny the most.

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13 thoughts on “Despite sexual assault allegation, Obama will endorse Biden

  • April 14, 2020 at 12:52 pm
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    In a nation of 330 million, the “best” the Democraps can field is an ancient, lying, stealing, Alzheimer’s afflicted, groping pervert who doesn’t know where he is, what office he is running for, can’t string together a single coherent sentence, and can’t tell his wife from his sister? There exists a profound lack of intelligence, insight, and common sense in anyone who believes this inept, corrupt, and washed-up politician could run a hair dryer, much less the most powerful nation on earth. These low/no info voters truly prove the adage “never underestimate the power of stupid people in large numbers”.

  • April 14, 2020 at 1:01 pm
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    Better headline: Obama fingers Biden as best candidate.

  • April 14, 2020 at 1:02 pm
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    Didn’t even sound like Obama was enthusiastic to endorse him. It’s kind of telling that he waited until Biden had no opponents to finally endorse him.

    • April 14, 2020 at 1:28 pm
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      Having seen the video, either Barry was chooming or he really didn’t want to do this thing. Or, maybe he has Wuhan Virus. Whatever the case, he looked about as excited as I do when I go in for a mammogram.

      • April 14, 2020 at 1:59 pm
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        I don’t know, Dianny, because I found Obama’s statement to be loaded with “feeling” about how Biden has “embraced” the challenge; it was an obvious “stroke” of genius and very “touching.”

        • April 14, 2020 at 11:15 pm
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          “feeling”, “embraced”, “stroke”, and “touching” is Biden’s description. Good post.

      • April 14, 2020 at 11:04 pm
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        “And trust me, with those big ears”. Clever use of words.

  • April 14, 2020 at 2:01 pm
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    Sticky Joe Fingers just got the wet kiss o death.

  • April 14, 2020 at 3:03 pm
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    So with absolutely no one else to endorse, when he’s completely run out of options, Obama finally gives the nod to Biden.

    Hey, Barack! Name three complete sentences Joe has uttered in the last 12 months.

  • April 14, 2020 at 6:51 pm
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    Reminds me of a Chinese Fire Drill where everyone runs around in circles as they can’t figure out what is going on and they only know something has changed from the same old same old.
    DJT has beaten them and made America great again by upsetting their apple cart and forced them into a corner that has them in a quandary whether to sh*t or go blind especially having destroyed Obama’s legacy.
    It reminds me of Peggy Lee’s “Is that all there is?”.
    Let the good times roll.

    • April 14, 2020 at 11:06 pm
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      It’s a Democratic Fire Drill now.

  • April 14, 2020 at 8:47 pm
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    What is Barry O’s age? What is Trump’s age? Look at the difference! Obama, who didn’t do a damn good thing for our country while he was in office, looks like hell. On the other hand, Trump has been harassed, cursed at, demeaned, investigated and impeached, has the horrible virus on his shoulders, has the exploding unemployment and damaged economy on his shoulders, and yet, he runs circles around everyone else and makes Obama look like an old, pathetic man.

    I pray for our President every night that God keeps him safe, healthy and strong. No other man could do what he has done, could handle the assaults he gets thrown at him daily, and still be one tough hombre.

  • April 14, 2020 at 9:45 pm
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    Hitting that crack pipe daily will age you quickly. Having to shave big Mike’s back every day doubles the process. Good thing he still has his daily dates w/Reggie to sooth out the rough spots during the day.

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