Whelp. The jig is up comrades.
I’ve been outed.
Yup. I am a Ruskie.
You read that right. Dianny is a Ruskie.
All this time you all thought I was this fifty-something chick living in Central New York.
And, boy, were you wrong.
Dianny is a Ruskie.
I am here in Moscow tip-tapping away at a Kremlin-owned computer laughing into my bottle of Vodka over hoodwinking you all this time.
You are under the mistaken notion that every April 21st, I wish my German born American mother a happy birthday.
Silly Americans! I laugh in your general direction!
My mother is named Ludmilla and she lives in Vladivostok with my father Yuri.
And do you really think I’m a fan of “Buffy the Vampire Slayer?!”
Oh, gullible, gullible Americans! I can’t even pronounce Buffy the Vampire Slayer!
For years now I have fooled you all!
But that all ended today when I was outed at PatriotRetort.com’s Facebook page!
Da. An astute Democrat Facebook user discovered the truth.
Черт тебя подери, astute Democrat Facebook user! Черт бы тебя побрал!
All that because I posted the link to my previous piece on Vanilla Obama.
It’s funny, isn’t it? And not necessarily in a ha-ha way.
I mean, don’t get me wrong, I laughed when I saw that. But it’s also funny in a disturbing way.
Relatively sane Americans have gone completely sack of hammers over this ridiculous RussiaGate conspiracy theory.
I don’t know if this commenter really believes this or is just still super angry over Hillary losing the election.
But either way, this is borderline paranoid.
Now, I realize that Leftists have no sense of humor.
And I certainly don’t expect any of them to see that picture of Vanilla Obama and react well.
But we’ve crossed into Looney Tunes territory here.
I told a friend of mine from Texas about this amusing exchange and she said, “She hasn’t heard you talk, Sarah Palin.”
Yeah, apparently to some folks I sound like Sarah Palin.
Then again, Sarah Palin lives in Alaska which is very, very close to Mother Russia, so ….
But this is the anti-Trump ResistanceLOL — they’re not rational.
When you start seeing Ruskies wherever you look – even thinking this Scotch-German girl from LaFayette New York is a Ruskie – you really are in need of a mental tidy.
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