Dianny the Ruskie

Dianny the Ruskie

Whelp. The jig is up comrades.

I’ve been outed.

Yup. I am a Ruskie.

You read that right. Dianny is a Ruskie.

All this time you all thought I was this fifty-something chick living in Central New York.

And, boy, were you wrong.

Dianny is a Ruskie.

I am here in Moscow tip-tapping away at a Kremlin-owned computer laughing into my bottle of Vodka over hoodwinking you all this time.

You are under the mistaken notion that every April 21st, I wish my German born American mother a happy birthday.

Silly Americans! I laugh in your general direction!

My mother is named Ludmilla and she lives in Vladivostok with my father Yuri.

And do you really think I’m a fan of “Buffy the Vampire Slayer?!”

Oh, gullible, gullible Americans! I can’t even pronounce Buffy the Vampire Slayer!

For years now I have fooled you all!

But that all ended today when I was outed at PatriotRetort.com’s Facebook page!

Da. An astute Democrat Facebook user discovered the truth.

Черт тебя подери, astute Democrat Facebook user! Черт бы тебя побрал!

Dianny the Ruskie fb exchange

All that because I posted the link to my previous piece on Vanilla Obama.

It’s funny, isn’t it? And not necessarily in a ha-ha way.

I mean, don’t get me wrong, I laughed when I saw that. But it’s also funny in a disturbing way.

Relatively sane Americans have gone completely sack of hammers over this ridiculous RussiaGate conspiracy theory.

I don’t know if this commenter really believes this or is just still super angry over Hillary losing the election.

But either way, this is borderline paranoid.

Now, I realize that Leftists have no sense of humor.

And I certainly don’t expect any of them to see that picture of Vanilla Obama and react well.

But we’ve crossed into Looney Tunes territory here.

I told a friend of mine from Texas about this amusing exchange and she said, “She hasn’t heard you talk, Sarah Palin.”

Yeah, apparently to some folks I sound like Sarah Palin.

Then again, Sarah Palin lives in Alaska which is very, very close to Mother Russia, so ….

But this is the anti-Trump ResistanceLOL — they’re not rational.

When you start seeing Ruskies wherever you look – even thinking this Scotch-German girl from LaFayette New York is a Ruskie – you really are in need of a mental tidy.

Da?

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11 thoughts on “Dianny the Ruskie

  • October 20, 2018 at 7:45 pm
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    Pozhalista y spasiba,,,,Dobry vecher dianny

  • October 20, 2018 at 8:12 pm
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    I hope you posted a link to this article on your Blue Buddy’s Facebook feed.

    • October 20, 2018 at 8:48 pm
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      Don’t know this person. The comment was on the Patriot Retort page not my personal page. I have no blue buddies. And the ones I did have unfriended me ages ago. I thought it was because I’m conservative. But now I know it’s because I’m a Ruskie.

  • October 20, 2018 at 9:18 pm
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    Well comrade, you’re always welcome at The People’s Cube. Oleg has a comfy little dacha available behind tractor barn #2 where all the cool comrades congregate and conspire. Just tell ’em comrade Whoopie sent ya.

  • October 21, 2018 at 1:00 am
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    You funny. You go gulag now.

  • October 21, 2018 at 11:53 am
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    I’ll bet dollars to doughnuts that if you took a DNA test you would be at least 1/1024th Russian, and we all know what that means …

  • October 22, 2018 at 8:09 am
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    It’s the new answer to everything. You are a Russian bot (which there are those but haven’t seen them in a few years), far right, or alt right.

    It would be hilarious if conservative pundits didn’t co-opt those terms and use them to categorize anyone who disagrees with them.

  • October 22, 2018 at 12:13 pm
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    Orange man bad! Orange man bad!

  • October 23, 2018 at 6:06 pm
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    Can we send you some garlic?

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