Yesterday, the UK Daily Mail posted photos of a couple other FBI agents whose anti-Trump messages made it into the IG Report.
Funny how a British publication is the only one to do this.
Here’s “Agent 5” (AKA Sally Moyer).
Jeepers. Would you get a load of her.
What is she washing her hair with? Olive oil?
It’s called shampoo, honey. And they sell it at practically every store in the country.
Now, the Daily Mail does say it was raining when that picture was taken.
But something tells me that isn’t the reason Sally’s hair looks like it hasn’t seen a drop of shampoo since the “Farrah Look” was popular.
Because it looks pretty much the same in this photograph when it is most definitely not raining.
You’d think an FBI agent could afford a bottle of Pantene.
On September 9, 2016, Sally had this exchange with her then-boyfriend, now husband “Agent 1:”
Sally: I’m trying to think of a “would I rather” instead of spending time with those people [presumably Trump supporting FBI agents].
Agent 1: Stick your tongue in a fan??
Sally: I would rather have brunch with trump.
Agent 1: ha
Agent 1: French toast with drumpf
Sally: I would rather have brunch with trump and a bunch of his supporters like the ones from ohio that are retarded”
I’m surprised she didn’t say, “I would rather shampoo my hair.”
Aren’t they a lovely couple?
And their clever, sparkling repartee is comedy gold.
Okay, not really.
Just imagine their pillow talk.
No. Don’t do that. I would rather stick my tongue in a fan than do that.
Both Moyer and her paramour were on the Clinton Investigation.
But don’t worry.
Moyer assured the IG that her personal animus toward Trump didn’t affect her ability to do her job without bias.
In fact, rumor has it, her exact words were, “I would rather have brunch with drumpf and his retarded supporters than let my political bias get in the way of doing my job. Oh, and one more thing. F*ck Trump!”
But as I said, that’s just a rumor and might be patently untrue.
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