Do they not sell shampoo in DC?

Yesterday, the UK Daily Mail posted photos of a couple other FBI agents whose anti-Trump messages made it into the IG Report.

Funny how a British publication is the only one to do this.

Here’s “Agent 5” (AKA Sally Moyer).

shampoo please

Jeepers. Would you get a load of her.

What is she washing her hair with? Olive oil?

It’s called shampoo, honey. And they sell it at practically every store in the country.

Now, the Daily Mail does say it was raining when that picture was taken.

But something tells me that isn’t the reason Sally’s hair looks like it hasn’t seen a drop of shampoo since the “Farrah Look” was popular.

Because it looks pretty much the same in this photograph when it is most definitely not raining.

Got shampoo

You’d think an FBI agent could afford a bottle of Pantene.

On September 9, 2016, Sally had this exchange with her then-boyfriend, now husband “Agent 1:”

Sally: I’m trying to think of a “would I rather” instead of spending time with those people [presumably Trump supporting FBI agents].

Agent 1: Stick your tongue in a fan??

Sally: I would rather have brunch with trump.

Agent 1: ha

Agent 1: French toast with drumpf

Sally: I would rather have brunch with trump and a bunch of his supporters like the ones from ohio that are retarded”

I’m surprised she didn’t say, “I would rather shampoo my hair.”

Aren’t they a lovely couple?

And their clever, sparkling repartee is comedy gold.

Okay, not really.

Just imagine their pillow talk.

No. Don’t do that. I would rather stick my tongue in a fan than do that.

Both Moyer and her paramour were on the Clinton Investigation.

But don’t worry.

Moyer assured the IG that her personal animus toward Trump didn’t affect her ability to do her job without bias.

In fact, rumor has it, her exact words were, “I would rather have brunch with drumpf and his retarded supporters than let my political bias get in the way of doing my job. Oh, and one more thing. F*ck Trump!”

But as I said, that’s just a rumor and might be patently untrue.

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12 thoughts on “Do they not sell shampoo in DC?

  • June 23, 2018 at 1:03 pm

    Good to hear that they think people from other states with different political views are retarded.

  • June 23, 2018 at 2:19 pm

    It uses the same slime as Debbie Wasserman Schultz.

  • June 23, 2018 at 2:24 pm

    You’re just spoiled from hanging around with all of us comic geniuses at IOTW, Di

    Fact of the matter is, there is cutting edge hilarity in that repartee, especially the stuff from Sally

    • June 23, 2018 at 5:37 pm

      Yeah. She’s a regular greasy-haired Carrot Top.

  • June 23, 2018 at 11:33 pm

    Susan Rice didn’t seem to know how to use shampoo either.

  • June 24, 2018 at 1:08 am

    Man those resistors are just not fun to look at! I just assumed she wore some kind of styling gel, not that she was as skanky as she appears! Surely it showers? Evil, nasty people often look that way, (seems to be some kind of reverse Dorian Gray type deal going on with these people), and that dang lady could give a male bunny rabbit E.D. !

  • June 24, 2018 at 4:40 am

    This is what you get when you have elected a half black, communist, asshole as your previous president. None of this type of behavior was present until Barack Obama was elected president, and he filled his cabinet with like minded assholes to help him destroy 50 years of civil rights advancements !

    • June 24, 2018 at 7:00 am

      Stringy hair here has been with the FBI since before 2009. There’s a lot of harm Obama has done. But her employment history isn’t one of them.

  • June 24, 2018 at 10:05 am

    My first thought was, “That’s an FBI agent???” Not at all what I would expect.

    Then, “maybe she’s going undercover to infiltrate a group of Rastafarian terrorists?”.

    Finally, I read that she’s now married… “Oh, she’s let herself go!”

  • June 24, 2018 at 10:14 am

    The ends will always justify the means with these people. They are communist whether they admit it or not. The lack of humility and blatant ignorance is prevalent in every single one of them.

    Take a look around you. Those two traits come to the forefront whether it is some leftist in DC to some leftist in Hollywood. It’s the thinking of peasants. No matter how much lipstick you put on a pig it’s still a pig.

  • June 25, 2018 at 7:58 am

    Can you imagine standing next to that? The odor from her greasy, dirty hair must be absolutely assaulting!

  • June 25, 2018 at 3:04 pm

    One of the many characteristics that Leftists share with the mentally disturbed is poor personal grooming habits. They also tend to make awkward fashion choices and their facial expression shows affect flattening (sullen or expressionless). You can spot these people in a crowd.

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