Do you suffer from ABI?

Oy, gevalt.

Leftists have finally gone bye-bye my friends. An Islamic radical went on a rampage with a butcher knife at Ohio State, and the fault is our gun culture.

The Left suffers from a chronic condition called ABI.

”Anything But Islam”

Sufferers of ABI will blame anyone and anything for an Islamic terror attack before they blame the Islamic terrorist.

So when a Somali Muslim refugee rams his vehicle into pedestrians and starts knifing them, the sufferers of ABI go on hyper-drive to find reasons to put the blame on something else.

Now, when I first saw the flash reports, my first inclination was to wait and see.

The initial reports were all over the place.

First, I heard there was a shooter. Then, reports came out that the suspect rammed his vehicle into people. Others were saying the suspect was a man with a knife.

The initial conclusion was there must be two men – one with a gun and one with a knife.

Panicked students running for their lives aren’t the most reliable witnesses.

That didn’t stop the sufferers of ABI from swooping in and jumping to all kinds of conclusions.

Then again, jumping to conclusions with absolutely no proof is a symptom of ABI.

Yeah. Now you know why I call him “Short Bus Tim.”

My gut told me it was terrorism.

Because let’s face it. Ramming people with a car and then knifing them is Chapter Nine in Islamic Radicalism for Dummies.

But nonetheless, it seemed wise to wait until the chaos was contained and we got a report more official than the hyperventilating speculation on Twitter.

Of course now we know.

The suspect was a Muslim refugee from Somalia who, prior to launching this terrorist act, posted on Facebook his praise for Anwar Al-Awlaki. Al-Awlaki is the American-born al Qaeda leader now enjoying an eternal vacation in hell. [Hat tip Pamela Geller]:

“If you want us Muslims to stop carrying lone wolf attacks, then make peace,” the post reads. “We will not let you sleep unless you give peace to the Muslims.”

Lovely.

Yet despite the fact that this Somali refugee let us all know why he was carrying out a “lone wolf” knife attack, sufferers of ABI are still blaming guns.

Now, this isn’t like blaming the victim of rape for wearing alluring clothes.

This is like blaming a woman in alluring clothes who was nowhere near the scene of the rape for causing the rape of another woman who was wearing jeans, a sweatshirt and crocs.

Not only are they blaming this terror attack on guns, they’re blaming it on Donald Trump.

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Okay. How’s the weather in that alternate reality you live in, honey?

You might want to call your doctor. You seem to be suffering from ABI.

Here in Syracuse – a city known for taking in Somali refugees — the local ABC News affiliate went with this headline:

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Yup. Just a student. No Islam to see here, folks. He was just a student. That’s all you need to know. A student! Nothing more!!!

This same ABC affiliate referred to Stephen Bannon as a “white nationalist” and Breitbart News as an “Alt-Right, White Supremacist website.”

But the Somali refugee who praised an al Qaeda leader before launching a knife attack? He’s just a student!

It would be funny if ABI wasn’t so deadly for the rest of us.

And that’s the problem with ABI.

It isn’t just the sufferers of this chronic condition whose lives are at risk.

They risk all of our lives.

There is hope, however.

The crippling condition of ABI will no longer be running rampant among those whose job it is to keep us safe from radical Islamic terrorism.

As Ann Coulter put it yesterday:

Nothing is better for stopping the deadly spread of ABI than having a President who is immune.

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One thought on “Do you suffer from ABI?

  • November 29, 2016 at 5:04 pm
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    “18 year old student” Like those reports from France, where the individuals rioting in the streets and burning cars are simply “youths”.

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