Does Gillette want to lose business?

I’m beginning to suspect that Gillette wants to send consumers screaming in the opposite direction.  And generally speaking, that’s not a winning business plan.

Yeah, no.

Slay the day?

If this gal doesn’t drop about a hundred pounds the only thing she’ll slay is herself.

But apparently the geniuses at Gillette knew most people would see that picture and hurry for the exits.  Because they felt the need to explain themselves.

If Gillette really loved Anna, they would refer her to a qualified doctor and nutritionist.

Morbid obesity is a death sentence.

It increases your risk for heart disease, diabetes and a myriad of other health problems.

For Pete’s sake, just posing for that picture probably had her heart going like a jackhammer.

And I got news for you, Gillette.  You’re not supposed to “represent beautiful women of all shapes, sizes and skin types,” you prats.

You’re supposed to sell razors – preferably to women who can actually see their legs while they’re shaving.

And this ain’t the way to sell razors – as one tweeter pointed out with this poll in the replies:

Gillette poll

As near as I can figure it, Gillette has decided it wants to be the razor of choice for flaccid Beta males and fat chicks.

And that seems like a rather limited niche market.

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12 thoughts on “Does Gillette want to lose business?

  • April 5, 2019 at 9:05 am
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    From my experience beta males and fat liberal chicks DO NOT SHAVE. Feminists think it’s a good idea to let all their hair grow no matter how gross it looks. Being hairy and smelly is the thing for feminists to do, because they don’t want to be seen as feminine women. I’m sure Gillette paid her good money to shave, probably had a professional do it for her even (ew). But yes, it’s generally harder for a large woman to shave. It was nigh impossible for me when I was pregnant with my sons, so I’m not sure how this chick did it. Air brushed??? lol

  • April 5, 2019 at 9:08 am
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    This “model” doesn’t need a razor, she needs a hedge clipper. She had better drop the tonnage while shes still young, it doesn’t get easier.

  • April 5, 2019 at 12:11 pm
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    I guess the marketing strategy for Gillette Venus was they actually showed the planet Venus.

    • April 5, 2019 at 9:40 pm
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      That was funny..lol

  • April 5, 2019 at 12:43 pm
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    Gosh, the jokes about animal rights fanatics mobilizing to roll it back into the ocean just write themselves, don’t they?

  • April 5, 2019 at 12:50 pm
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    What a dumb idea.
    I’m still trying to find the “beautiful” part.

  • April 6, 2019 at 12:39 am
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    Thee only Gillette product i used was deodorant.
    Mitchum has a superior gel product and I have switched, so Gillette is so last week

  • April 6, 2019 at 7:53 am
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    I’m so over Gillette’s SJW agenda and this latest is not going to appeal to their average customer. However, reading through the comment sections in various postings about this current ad, actually proves their SJW point. The hateful comments about this model are truly vile and reveal a deep prejudice and ignorance about obese women. Why is it ok to assume that they are lazy slobs with no self-control and make hateful comments? Unless you personally know someone, you don’t know the circumstances that led to that person gaining all that weight. Educate yourself on endocrine disorders, medicines that cause extreme weight gain, and other causes of obesity. Why in our supposedly enlightened, compassionate society is it ok to mock and criticize someone who looks different than you? Would you mock a person in a wheel chair, or a child with Downs Syndrome? We are better than this. For those who still think it is funny to mock this model, will you loathe yourself when you someday put on the pounds as you get older or develop a medical condition that makes you fat? Will you want others to revile you, or see you for the person you are inside?

    • April 7, 2019 at 10:26 pm
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      Please, shaving is the least of this woman’s problems. I don’t think anyone was mocking the model, they were mocking Gillette for the appalling bad taste of using someone with, as you point out, a tragic and shocking medical condition as a gimmick to sell razors.

  • April 6, 2019 at 9:00 am
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    wow…..just wow

  • April 7, 2019 at 10:35 pm
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    From what I have read, there is a group of militant feminists in New York city that have started their own advertising agency. Gillette has hired this agency and this is the kind of “work” they are producing. There is also a tranny ad featuring the trans kid Jaz.

  • April 8, 2019 at 9:56 pm
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    Gillette SUX…
    No more buying ( or using ) their shlt products…
    Seeya, f..k-heads…

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