Don’t piss on my leg and tell me it’s “journalistic juices”

Don’t piss on my leg and tell me it’s “journalistic juices”

The big news (hahahaha!) over the last few days is that newspapers around the country are publishing editorials demanding Trump be impeached.

Politico excitedly reported the news the other day when it tweeted out:

The journalistic juices are now flowing, with the editorial pages of The Washington Post, Los Angeles Times, Boston Globe, Orlando Sentinel, Philadelphia Inquirer, and USA Today all calling for impeachment of President Trump

“Journalistic juices.”

Sure, Jan.

How about you don’t piss on my leg and tell me it’s journalistic juices.

Journalistic juices aren’t lubricating this farce.

Three solid years of Partisan Media Activism is.

You’d have to be deaf, dumb and blind to not know that this Shampeachment not only began in the media, but is being pursued for the benefit of the activist press.

As Mollie Hemingway pointed out last night:

Why do you think Jerry Nadler abruptly ended the hearing late Wednesday night before the committee could vote?

It was a “made for the news media” impeachment from the get-go.

Do these idiots really think we’re buying the journalistic juices they’re selling?

They’ve been banging the drum for impeachment since before Donald Trump was inaugurated.

And in their quest to take down a president, they’ve lied, fabricated stories, promoted falsified “evidence,” and finally hectored the Democrats into running their head into this noose.

Journalistic juices my ass.

The only journalistic juices I see are the decomposing fluids of a dead profession.

After three years of anti-Trump reporting and constantly declaring “the walls are closing in,” “it’s the beginning of the end” and every other idiotic cliché,  they have some nerve treating these editorials as somehow shocking or sobering news.

Frankly the only news that would shock me would be if one of these activist papers DIDN’T call for Trump’s impeachment.

So they can take their journalistic juices and stick ‘em where the sun don’t shine as far as I’m concerned.

The lying hacks.

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7 thoughts on “Don’t piss on my leg and tell me it’s “journalistic juices”

  • December 15, 2019 at 12:43 pm
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    Be careful with Calvin. He’s copyrighted and Waterson’s a lefty.

  • December 15, 2019 at 4:56 pm
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    Websters Dictionary

    Journalistic Juices: The putrid vomitus of wretched individuals desperate for cocktail party invitations.

  • December 15, 2019 at 6:32 pm
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    Editorial Kool-Aid, they’re just snorting it right out of the package now.

    • December 15, 2019 at 7:13 pm
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      I’m waiting for Trump to buy and set up his own newspaper and tv station that print and broadcast only truth.

      • December 15, 2019 at 7:36 pm
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        I would expect Trump to debut his own stations and papers on January 21, 2025. Until then, he’s having way too much fun dueling with the lamestream media liars.

  • December 15, 2019 at 11:03 pm
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    Did any of these 5th columnists of the fourth estate ever endorse any Republican for any office? But now, by cheering this phony impeachment they may be putting the final nail in the coffin of the public’s trust in them as any kind of journalistic enterprises.

  • December 16, 2019 at 6:43 am
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    Honestly didn’t know these media kids were still alive. Are we SURE they (and their “sites”) aren’t all dead…voices/words from the graves……………

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