Don’t worry Emma, strawmen can’t drive

I had no idea Parkland teen Emma Gonzalez was still a thing.

But apparently she is.

And apparently, she’s been upgraded to “celebrity.”

Why else would Variety interview her?

Emma quote tweet

You know, I’m still worried, when I turn in at night, that the monster under my bed is going to get me.

Poor Emma. Still trying to paint the NRA as a terrorist organization.

But Emma shouldn’t worry. Strawmen can’t drive.

And this vision she has of frothing-at-the-mouth, knuckle-draggers with NRA stickers who drive down the road looking for baldheaded Emma Gonzalez is nothing but a strawman.

But it’s hardly a surprise.

After all, Emma – along with David Hogg — appeared on CBS News back in March and said the NRA was “basically” threatening them.

And by “basically,” they meant, “not really, but it sure does sound dramatic, doesn’t it?”

Honestly, the lengths some people will go to paint themselves as a Victim.

But it isn’t NRA members who are forcing people off the road, Emma.

That’s like-minded drones on your side.

UPDATE
I guess Variety got some pushback over that ridiculous tweet. They have deleted it.

But fear not! I took a screen capture.

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11 thoughts on “Don’t worry Emma, strawmen can’t drive

  • October 9, 2018 at 5:52 pm
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    I might run it off the road for being a stupid driver, but it would not be due to recognizing it, although it is butt ugly.

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  • October 9, 2018 at 7:32 pm
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    She reminds me of the soccer player who attempts to force a penalty by being a drama queen and falling down at the touch of an opponent.

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  • October 9, 2018 at 7:55 pm
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    Sure has a high opinion of herself.

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  • October 9, 2018 at 9:48 pm
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    It might be noted that the Portland Police are doing virtually nothing to stop these leftist punks from trashing vehicles. And these idiots in that city wonder why they have a huge problem downtown with aggressive panhandlers, drug users/dealing and open use of the sidewalks as toilets.

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  • October 10, 2018 at 5:59 am
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    BAN ALL GUN STICKERS!!!

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  • October 10, 2018 at 11:34 am
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    I could see folks maybe mistaking her for Colin Kaepernick with a shave and a haircut, but other than that, unremarkable…come to think of it – both of them are!

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  • October 10, 2018 at 3:10 pm
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    Unlike guns and gun owners, all drivers are tested and licensed by the government, and all their cars are registered — so the sort of violence Emma is worrying about JUST CAN’T HAPPEN.

    Right?

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    • October 10, 2018 at 5:12 pm
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      I appreciate your sarcasm, Henry. Spot-on.

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  • October 11, 2018 at 1:13 am
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    Ya’ know, when I was 18 I was pretty stupid, too. Only difference is my parents, elders, siblings, and friends let me know it, every time I said or did something stupid. Man were they busy for a couple of years. Where are these idiots’ parents?

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  • October 11, 2018 at 8:45 am
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    Que the hate hoax in 3..2..1..

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