I have been working on my new book all damn day and haven’t seen any news. And just moments ago my brother sent me a text telling me Eric Swalwell dropped out.
Did I just last week beg him to never drop out?!
Eric, honey. What will we do for fun around here?
Crap on a cracker. He dropped out.
I mean who am I NOT going to send a dollar to now?!
I realize the herd has to thin, but why did it have to be Eric?!
The first one to go is the guy who is more entertaining than the Seinfeld box set.
There is no justice in the world.
I just knew something big was going to happen while I was super busy! The guy with big dreams – and an ever bigger ego – just saw his campaign sputter out like a wet fart. And I almost missed it! Thank God for my brother!
Eric, you may have dropped out of the race. But you’ll never drop out of my heart.
Keep the Cringe going my little doofus friend!
Hat tip Dianny’s brother Mark.
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