Eric Swalwell dropped out and I’m heartbroken!

Eric Swalwell dropped out and I'm heartbroken

I have been working on my new book all damn day and haven’t seen any news.  And just moments ago my brother sent me a text telling me Eric Swalwell dropped out.

Damn!

Did I just last week beg him to never drop out?!

Eric, honey.  What will we do for fun around here?

Crap on a cracker. He dropped out.

I mean who am I NOT going to send a dollar to now?!

I realize the herd has to thin, but why did it have to be Eric?!

The first one to go is the guy who is more entertaining than the Seinfeld box set.

There is no justice in the world.

I just knew something big was going to happen while I was super busy! The guy with big dreams – and an ever bigger ego – just saw his campaign sputter out like a wet fart. And I almost missed it! Thank God for my brother!

Ah, well.

Eric, you may have dropped out of the race.  But you’ll never drop out of my heart.

Keep the Cringe going my little doofus friend!

Hat tip Dianny’s brother Mark.

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11 thoughts on “Eric Swalwell dropped out and I’m heartbroken!

  • July 8, 2019 at 8:06 pm
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    Agree Dianny, but will be really bummed when/if Maryanne Williamson drops out.. oh the humanity!!

  • July 8, 2019 at 8:10 pm
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    I won’t be able to sleep tonight. Such a loss/sarc.

    What will he do with the $20.14 in donations he got? Maybe he’ll give them to Joe Sestak, since that two-time loser is running.

  • July 8, 2019 at 8:16 pm
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    sputter out like a wet far

    Best fix that. Jokes are best when they’re not typo-blocked.

    I knew Swallowswell was going to drop out when you begged him to stay in. Sad.

  • July 8, 2019 at 8:37 pm
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    don’t worry Dianny, we still have flip-flop

    • July 8, 2019 at 10:51 pm
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      Which flip-flop? There are so many.

  • July 8, 2019 at 10:12 pm
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    I knew you would take this hard. 😀 😀 😀

  • July 9, 2019 at 1:23 am
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    Swalwell got donations? Sooo, there’s more in it for all these 2020 Dem candidates than just getting their stupid votes (voters.)

    ..

  • July 9, 2019 at 11:24 am
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    your favorite flip flop, the “Kirsten” style

  • July 9, 2019 at 9:20 pm
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    Oh horror of horrors!
    Carpe Donktum had some videos of Swalwell dropping out on Twitter and as I was getting ready to view them they were blocked one by one. I guess the powers that be over at Twitter were Swalwell fans.

    Now I have to go an look them up on Youtube.

    There is no justice 🙁

  • July 11, 2019 at 5:47 am
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    Where does America find such natural born leaders of men, year after year? It’s the easygoing brilliance and greatness of people like Eric Swallwell that keep the Democrat party in the forefront of human thought, a shining beacon of light for the world to admire.

    And you Republicans just destroyed him and left him for dead, they say.

    I think I’ll have some cereal for breakfast. No, maybe a bran muffin. With blueberries. Then I absolutely must get after that sock drawer. It’s a disgrace. Busy, busy, busy.

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