Eric Swalwell: The Chip Diller of 2020

Eric Swalwell - The Chip Diller of 2020

I’ve never seen a Presidential candidate work so hard to both act tough and apologetic at the same time.  Well, never until the Chip Diller of 2020 entered the race.

Eric Swalwell’s a tough guy, don’t you know.

Yup, he fancies himself Commander-in-Chief material.

True, his method of acting all Commander-in-Chiefy is to threaten to use nuclear weapons on American citizens who refuse to comply with his fantasy gun confiscation scheme.

But still!  He’s got what it takes to lead!!!!

Only by “leading” he means “giving up the mic” and letting other people trample all over him.

Good grief, Chip Diller.  Could you be any more cringey?

You know, somebody who really believes he has what it takes to be President would look that woman in the eye and say, “Are you high?  Aren’t we all Americans?  Why are you so hell-bent on dividing us by our skin color or gender?  That’s absurd.”

But don’t worry Woke ResistanceLOL. Tough guy Chip Diller is going to lie down like a man and choose a woman to be his Vice President!

Well, whoop-dee-doo.

What a little suck-up he is.

“I’m Chip Diller and I’m running for President – not because I’m a leader, but because I know when to pass the mic.  And I’m going to choose a woman for my VP – not because she’s qualified, but because I’m a white male and I feel tremendously guilty about it.”

The other day Chip Diller posted this picture to Twitter – you know, just to let everybody know what an insufferable suck-up he is.

“Look at me!  I’m woke!  Sure, I’m a white male, but don’t hold that against me!  Remain calm!  I’m woke I tell you!  All is well!”

Sheesh, what a gormless prat.

Ugh. I cannot believe this clown actually thinks these tweets make him look like a leader.

“Being a good president” is passive. Which pretty much describes Chip Diller Swalwell.

A good President leads (active).  He makes decisions.  He will, as the Constitution says, “preserve, protect and defend the Constitution” (and this might come as a shock to Chip Diller Swalwell, but that includes the Second Amendment).

Frankly, I don’t care if the President speaks the loudest or tweets the most so long as he is fulfilling his oath of office. If he’s keeping the nation safe and creating a booming economy with the lowest unemployment in a half century, who gives a crap if he’s loud and tweets?

I’d rather have a President who accomplished good for the country than a President so timid and apologetic that he’s afraid to lead without first running everything past every identity group on the Left while at the same time pretending he’s a tough-guy.

In a way, I’m enjoying watching the 2020 candidates bow and scrape to their ResistanceLOL base.

It makes them look all manner of silly.

And there’s no doubt about it. Eric Swalwell is the silliest of the lot.

In the end, I think old Chip Diller Swalwell here will meet the same fate as his namesake.

No matter how much sucking up he does, the Identity Politics-driven Left is going to trample over him like a rampaging herd of bulls.

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5 thoughts on “Eric Swalwell: The Chip Diller of 2020

  • May 28, 2019 at 12:57 pm
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    Well, Chip Diller Swallowell is polling at 0%, so I think we are safe from that insufferable bore.

  • May 28, 2019 at 1:54 pm
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    LOL, spot on!!!

  • May 28, 2019 at 7:52 pm
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    SwallowsWell needs to be taken into the nearest alley & given a damn good wedgie. I think out of all the losers on the D side, he is the one who annoys me the most.

  • May 28, 2019 at 7:55 pm
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    golden swirly first

    • May 28, 2019 at 9:39 pm
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      sorry . bad me , but every time i see his name i wonder , swallow or spit ? i am simple , yup . but can’t get past my basic question . apologies .. but . hopefully you are more evolved than i , venus of willandorf ???

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