Escape of the False Eyebrows

Oh, now this is just embarrassing.

Have you seen the video I’m calling “Escape of the False Eyebrows” starring Justin Trudeau?

Who wears false eyebrows?!

Honestly, I had no idea that was even a thing.

But what do I know? I don’t even wear makeup.

Though it does make me wonder about Tim Kaine:

false eyebrows Kaine

But knowing what a mincing dandy Trudeau is, I guess I shouldn’t be surprised he’d wear false eyebrows.

And I suppose it could be worse.

He could just pencil them on.

Seriously. Is there never a moment when Justin Trudeau doesn’t make a clown of himself?

False eyebrows

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10 thoughts on “Escape of the False Eyebrows

  • June 10, 2018 at 6:26 pm
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    60 years ago I dated a girl that had the same problem. Not sayin he swishes; but?

  • June 10, 2018 at 8:21 pm
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    ok I will say he swishes

  • June 10, 2018 at 9:13 pm
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    As from now on I will not be able to stop checking out the eyebrows on all leftest men to see if one or more is slipping and sliding.

  • June 10, 2018 at 9:38 pm
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    Trump whacked him so hard his eyebrows fell off 🙂

  • June 11, 2018 at 12:17 am
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    Here’s my theory.
    His brows were brushed down. Maybe they were whipped around in a windstorm, or he was wiping sweat and he accidentally pushed his brow hair down and his makeup crew wasn’t there a spoolie to brush them back into place.
    But I definitely think he’s powdering or lining them to ‘thicken’ them up. And yes, he may even be lining them with bits of fur.
    Does he have a dog?

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