MJA over at iOTWReport posted about Evan McMullin sticking his nosy Parker nose into the Alabama Senate Race.
And Rightwinger — one of the commenters – pointed out that Evan looks a lot like the bald, big-headed aliens from the Star Trek episode Menagerie.
My brother and – avid Trekkies that we were – referred to these aliens as Buttheads. Because, let’s be honest here, the backs of their heads looked like asses.
Either the make-up artist had a cruel sense of humor or they didn’t take into account just how juvenile Trekkies can be.
Naturally, I decided to help Rightwinger out.
So here is Evan McButthead.
Or, if you prefer, Evan McAsshat.
I don’t know who decided to play on this guy’s insatiable vanity by getting him to run for President in 2016. But whoever it was, I hope they regret it.
They’ve created a monster.
Evan is a sanctimonious, condescending prick. He’s like a bald Rachel Maddow – just not as masculine.
I will never understand why so-called “staunch conservatives” like Evan McButthead have rushed headlong to be embraced by the far-Left, anti-Trump ResistanceLOL.
Their biggest gripe about President Trump has always been that he isn’t – in their mind – a “true conservative.”
And yet these so-called arbiters of “true conservatism” didn’t hesitate to pander to Leftists in their single-minded quest to undermine our duly elected President.
Which, by my way of thinking, makes Evan McButthead and the rest of the sanctimonious NeverTrumpers all kinds of hypocritical.
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