Evan McButthead

MJA over at iOTWReport posted about Evan McMullin sticking his nosy Parker nose into the Alabama Senate Race.

And Rightwinger — one of the commenters – pointed out that Evan looks a lot like the bald, big-headed aliens from the Star Trek episode Menagerie.

My brother and – avid Trekkies that we were – referred to these aliens as Buttheads. Because, let’s be honest here, the backs of their heads looked like asses.

See?

Evan McButthead

Either the make-up artist had a cruel sense of humor or they didn’t take into account just how juvenile Trekkies can be.

Naturally, I decided to help Rightwinger out.

So here is Evan McButthead.

Or, if you prefer, Evan McAsshat.

Evan McButthead-01

I don’t know who decided to play on this guy’s insatiable vanity by getting him to run for President in 2016. But whoever it was, I hope they regret it.

They’ve created a monster.

Evan is a sanctimonious, condescending prick. He’s like a bald Rachel Maddow – just not as masculine.

I will never understand why so-called “staunch conservatives” like Evan McButthead have rushed headlong to be embraced by the far-Left, anti-Trump ResistanceLOL.

Their biggest gripe about President Trump has always been that he isn’t – in their mind – a “true conservative.”

And yet these so-called arbiters of “true conservatism” didn’t hesitate to pander to Leftists in their single-minded quest to undermine our duly elected President.

Which, by my way of thinking, makes Evan McButthead and the rest of the sanctimonious NeverTrumpers all kinds of hypocritical.

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8 thoughts on “Evan McButthead

  • December 10, 2017 at 1:44 pm
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    Apparently nobody told him that he already finished his term as a roadblock for Trump (laughable as it was). He’s an asshole.

  • December 10, 2017 at 3:24 pm
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    The Photoshop is perfect! Lol thanks!

  • December 10, 2017 at 4:27 pm
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    We called them hiney heads

  • December 10, 2017 at 5:56 pm
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    Maybe Evan’s oversized ego compensates for a complete lack of morals and integrity! How els could a far left progressive have the guts to say he was “conservative”?
    Only an oversized ego would think his lies were convincing. His votes proved that no one was fooled. Liberals voted for him; no moderates and no conservatives. He “fooled few of the people all of the time…” OK the quote is not verbatim; but I’m sure you get it.

  • December 10, 2017 at 9:18 pm
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    Those big headed aliens, despite their amazing telepathic powers, weren’t too bright (much like Evan!) They themselves were symmetrical, bipedal creatures, yet, when they come across a girl, horribly disfigured in a crash, they put her back together like some bizarre Picasso painting because “they had never seen a human before!”
    Sheesh! Where is Captain Obvious when you really need him?

  • December 11, 2017 at 7:40 am
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    “Evan is a sanctimonious, condescending prick. He’s like a bald Rachel Maddow – just not as masculine.”

    That is perfect poetry and so very accurate!

    Love the photo!

    • December 11, 2017 at 2:00 pm
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      Love the comment about Rachel — just not as masculine. freakin’ hilarious!

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