Even Biden’s dentures know it’s time to drop out

Even Joe Biden’s dentures know it’s time to drop out

During last night’s debate, Joe Biden’s dentures nearly dropped out of his mouth.

I think it might be time for Joe to follow the lead of his dentures and drop out as well.

Now, I’m not saying a guy who wears dentures shouldn’t be allowed to run for President.  George Washington had false teeth.

But how many more embarrassingly painful moments is Joe Biden willing to endure?

Bleeding eye, stumbling confusion, forgetfulness, flights of fancy and now slipping dentures – what on earth is going to happen next?       

It’s downright cruel that he is being subjected to the spotlight when he absolutely cannot take the glare.

Don’t underestimate how badly Hillary was damaged by her tottering and dropping like a sack of potatoes before getting hauled up and tossed in the back of a van.

We are still months away from the official start of the primary season and already Joe is falling apart.

To have his dentures come loose on live television isn’t a good look.  Nor was his sudden eye bleed.

Does the Biden campaign believe these incidents are going to lessen the closer we get to the primaries?

Now, I know some folks want Biden to be the nominee because Donald Trump will run circles around him.

And that’s probably true.  Trump is an unstoppable force whereas Joe Biden can’t even keep his dentures in his mouth.

And, sure, Joe Biden is a treasure trove of agitprop and memes.

But this is becoming downright painful to see.  I even felt just a smidge of guilt at making the ‘Shop image above.  Not enough to not post it.  But still.

Is Biden just too damn proud to admit his time has come and gone?  Or is his campaign made up of opportunists and climbers who hope to gain money and power by riding into DC on Joe’s fraying coattails?

Or is it both?

If Joe is the one insisting on staying in this race, then he’s bringing this humiliation on himself.

Then again, that may just be another sign that Joe is far too old and too unwell to be making big decisions.

And that’s a problem. Because Presidents are known for having to make big decisions.

And if Joe’s insistence on staying in this race despite his physical and mental diminishment is an example of his decision-making abilities, I’d say that’s a big, red flag.

Dianny’s new book is out!

Dianny’s new ebook, RANT: Derangement & Resistance in MAGA Country, is now available for purchase. You can find it at Amazon, Apple iBooksBarnes & Noble Nook Store, and at Smashwords for only $4.99!

Hit the Tip Jar!

Every dollar makes a difference!  Hit the DONATE button in the side bar.  Or, set up a recurring monthly contribution by choosing SUBSCRIBE.

Please White List Patriot Retort

Not everyone can afford to make a donation.  But you can still help keep this site solvent by white listing PatriotRetort.com in your ad blocker. Ads help pay for this site and ad-blockers hurt that effort.  I made sure that the ads that appear here will not obstruct or interfere with your enjoyment of the content.  So please add PatriotRetort.com to your white list.

12 thoughts on “Even Biden’s dentures know it’s time to drop out

  • September 13, 2019 at 11:48 am
    Permalink

    I wouldn’t bother showing any sympathy to the left. They have shown none and treat us Americans like we’re not even human. They deserve everything that happens to him.

    • September 13, 2019 at 1:18 pm
      Permalink

      All of the hate and violence comes from the left.

  • September 13, 2019 at 1:02 pm
    Permalink

    On the other hand, someone is going to be the eventual nominee and is there any one of them you’d rather see in the White House if Trump somehow loses the election???
    I shudder at the thought.

  • September 13, 2019 at 1:32 pm
    Permalink

    if joe wins prez, they will remove him bec he is rapidly becoming incompetent. then the vp will move up. that is part of the plan.

  • September 13, 2019 at 2:10 pm
    Permalink

    They sell something for that, Mr BID-EN!
    Polydent!
    I’m sure you can afford a tube!

    • September 13, 2019 at 3:17 pm
      Permalink

      So, I take it you totally missed the ‘Shop image at the beginning of this post. Hey, it happens. I make them so tiny.

    • September 15, 2019 at 2:57 pm
      Permalink

      No … PoliDENT is a cleaner … PoliGRIP ( or Fixodent ) is the adhesive that half-assedly attempts toanchor the dentures.

      • September 15, 2019 at 4:41 pm
        Permalink

        Fact-checking jokes is becoming an epidemic.

  • September 13, 2019 at 9:23 pm
    Permalink

    Good point, Oldbat. I didn’t think about that angle.

  • September 13, 2019 at 11:36 pm
    Permalink

    This is God’s work

  • September 14, 2019 at 12:01 am
    Permalink

    The MSM during the Obama years covered Joe better than any security blanket but now he is not exactly the golden child. I say let’s treat the dems the exact same way they treat DJT. In other words, no quarter asked and none given, screw them and don’t let up for a nano-second. DJT has to fight (many belong to multiple groups) Hollywood, the liberal MSM, the Never Trumpers, the Deep State, the Globalists, the Squishy Repubs, Google, Facebook, & Twitter. He is literally surrounded on all sides and we are worried about taking it easy on a serial plagiarist, a filthy bold-faced liar and a crass vapid, venal, vacuous, brain-damaged sack of crap like Joe? Please don’t make me puke. That’s the problem with conservs, they are too nice and turn the other cheek and never utterly destroy evil. They just knock it down a little but let it reroot and fester and explode again. Get the stake out, drive it through their hearts, cut their heads off, burn the bodies and salt the earth where they nested. Any questions??

  • September 14, 2019 at 3:20 pm
    Permalink

    I firmly believe that Poor Ol’ Joe is poling so well because he is the closest thing to a realistic candidate that the Dems have. As with Conservatives, the “centrist” dems have to maintain a low profile to keep from being attacked and eaten by the blind fury of a rabid left. Poor Ol’ Joe has to walk a knifes edge to stay appealing enough to all sides of the Democrat party…tough work for a career pandering flip/flop artist of any age….

Comments are closed.