Everything Liz does makes me cringe

Jesse Kelly was right when he called Elizabeth Warren’s quest for the White House “the Campaign of Cringe.”

Everything Liz does makes me cringe.  And not a small, fleeting cringe either.

It’s one of those full-body cringes that starts at the corners of your mouth and quickly spreads all the way to the tips of your toes.

Case in point, this painfully awkward promotional video from Rolling Stone.

See, Rolling Stone is featuring Liz as their January 2020 cover story.  So they released a video of the photo shoot they did with her as a way to promote it.

And the cringe factor is off the charts.

Really, guys?  This is Liz Warren not Charlize Theron. Get real.

Good grief, the cringe.

And what the heck with that music?!

The whole porn-quality feel of the music made me cringe more than watching Liz pretend she’s a cover girl.

I mean, come on!  The fan!  They used a fan!

I half expected some buff repairman with a porn stache to enter stage right and give Liz that “forget that basement drainage problem, let’s get it on” look.

Okay. For that visual image, I’m sorry.  But I can’t be the only one with that mental picture.

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Or this one.

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I get it.  The corporate media want to give this inauthentic scold a little pop-culture mystique.

But honey.  That is one heck of a tall order.

No matter how much attention to hair and make-up Liz might get, she is still the “irritating middle school librarian” (hat tip Kurt Schlichter) with the “voice of a dying turkey” (hat tip Jesse Kelly).

All the soft-focus in the world can’t smooth out this scold’s hard edges.

And the fan blowing her page-boy hair, the embarrassing posing, the porn music – this is definitely not the way to go.

Unless of course the goal is to make us all cringe.

In which case, congrats, Rolling Stone! Mission accomplished.

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9 thoughts on “Everything Liz does makes me cringe

  • December 25, 2019 at 11:23 am
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    Words cannot do justice to the image.
    I wonder if I google rail spike.?

    A room full of adults and not one over the age of 14.

  • December 25, 2019 at 2:41 pm
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    Ya can’t polish a turd

  • December 25, 2019 at 3:22 pm
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    weird, but , when i look up the word “cringe” online, it brings to this video.

  • December 25, 2019 at 4:47 pm
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    This is off-the-charts phony and creepy… even for Lyin’ Liz. Has Hillary Clinton met her match in the detestable department?

  • December 25, 2019 at 5:28 pm
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    I just laughed. Even when she is being “photo’d” she seems to come across as slightly fake. I’m surprised they didn’t try to slip in a halo or two.

  • December 25, 2019 at 8:23 pm
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    Opera browser privacy shield plus ABP (both turned off for Dianny, of course) make it virtually impossible to watch twitter vids. I am delighted!

    Reading about more cringe-inducing Liz behavior is fine, in fact I enjoy it although I’m not quite sure why. But I *do* *not* need to watch any more of it.

    I don’t wish Liz ill¹, I just want her to disappear from public life forever.

    1. OK, that’s a fib.

  • December 26, 2019 at 7:24 am
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    Rolling Stone is trying to slap a Ferrari sticker on a Yugo.

  • December 26, 2019 at 11:16 am
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    I am trying to get the boom chicka wow wow and porn stache and lizard out of my head, not working

  • December 29, 2019 at 1:20 pm
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    If someone would edit the beer bottle going in and out of her mouth with the appropriate porn music, it would be the best campaign ad ever.

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