Fan Fiction for the Resistance

Fan Fiction

The author of the supposed “tell-all” about the Trump campaign and White House has effectively admitted that his account is, well, fiction.

According to the Business Insider:

The author of the explosive new book about Donald Trump’s presidency acknowledged in an author’s note that he wasn’t certain all of its content was true.
 
Michael Wolff, the author of “Fire and Fury: Inside the Trump White House,” included a note at the start that casts significant doubt on the reliability of the specifics contained in the rest of its pages.
 
Several of his sources, he says, were definitely lying to him, while some offered accounts that flatly contradicted those of others.
 
But some were nonetheless included in the vivid account of the West Wing’s workings, in a process Wolff describes as “allowing the reader to judge” whether the sources’ claims are true.

In other words, “Fire and Fury” is Fan Fiction for the ResistanceLOL

And because these anti-Trump cranks are so desperate to believe any lie that reinforces their preconceived prejudices against the President, the ResistanceLOL is not only falling for this fan fiction.

They’re also falling for parodies of Wolff’s book.

And when these imbeciles realized they’d been punked, their responses were pretty telling.

Take the always idiotic Joy Reid.

No, Joy. That’s not what’s sad.

What’s sad is that you guys are so deep in your Trump Derangement, you’ll fall for anything that paints Donald Trump in a bad light.

This parody doesn’t make Trump look bad, Joy.

It makes you guys look like fools.

Now, don’t get me wrong. There are people on the right who fall for the same thing.

Who can forget when Scooter van Neuter of World News Bureau released a phony Podesta email in which John Podesta complained that Hillary smelled like boiled cabbage?

There were actually people on Twitter and Facebook who hungrily shared it as fact.

Hahahaha! That one still cracks me up.

Any old how.

Wolff’s book isn’t the only example of fan fiction for the ResistanceLOL.

Pretty much everything on CNN is as well.

The ResistanceLOL is desperate to get reality to match their fictionalized version of Donald Trump.

And the truth is, CNN knows they can get the ResistanceLOL to bite.

Why else would they edit the video of Trump and Prime Minister Abe feeding the koi to make Trump look like a boorish lout?

Because they knew these Trump Derangement goofballs would fall for it. So they create news stories that fit with the ResistanceLOL’s fictional version of Donald Trump.

And trust me. Their version of Donald Trump is pure fiction.

This has never been clearer than today.

During the campaign, President Trump told black voters that since the Democrats have let them down, what have they got to lose in voting for him.

And today we learned that black unemployment is the lowest it’s ever been since they began tracking it in 1972. [hat tip The Daily Wire]

The ResistanceLOL, on the other hand, refuses to accept the fact that their caricature Trump the Racist White Supremacist bears no resemblance to the real man.

Why?

Because they want to believe the fiction they created.

In fact, they have to believe it. Because their entire raison d’être over the last two years depends on it.

In their fictional world, they are the heroes. And what’s a hero without a moustache-twirling, pretty-soon-my-death-ray-will-obliterate-the-planet-style villain?

So to justify their own self-importance and over-inflated egos, the ResistanceLOL created a fictional villain who is simultaneously a diabolical genius and blithering idiot — an unmatched mastermind and a mindless, drooling psych patient.

That isn’t real life; it’s fan fiction for the ResistanceLOL.

And Wolff’s book, like CNN’s obsessive fake news, helps the ResistanceLOL validate their fictional world.

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4 thoughts on “Fan Fiction for the Resistance

  • January 5, 2018 at 8:14 pm
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    Love Scooter Van Neuter and also his world news bureau site. I think that’s the site people fall for. His other site is hilarious too with the stories about Sissy and her retarded sister Spud.

  • January 7, 2018 at 10:12 pm
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    Just as real as the rest of the book. Forget this anti-Trump fake book, instead read (FREE DOWNLOAD TODAY) “KEK II: Trump year One, Hillary year None” (JUST RELEASED 2018), the sequel to the bestseller, “KEK: The Rise of Donald Trump”.
    https://www.amazon.com/dp/B078S1F9DG/

  • January 8, 2018 at 11:04 am
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    The left has always believed their own tripe.

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