Fashionista heal thyself

Among the hateful shrews that criticized Melania Trump for having the temerity to leave the White House yesterday wearing stiletto heels was a writer from Vogue.

And when I got a glimpse of this fashionista, my first thought was, “Um. No.”

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People in glass outfits shouldn’t throw stilettos.

Ya know what I mean?

Or, to borrow from the Bible, Fashionista heal thyself.

I would no sooner take fashion advice from Bargain Bin Betty here than I would take nutrition advice from Michael Moore.

No wonder Vogue is willing to feature Bradley Manning in a bathing suit.

Clearly they are no stranger to freaks.

This circus act’s name is Lynn Yaeger.

And something tells me she’s never met a sofa upholstery she didn’t want to wrap around herself like a Mexican serape.

After I posted Stilleto-Gate yesterday, it occurred to me that Melania Trump is not the type of person to emerge from the White House dressed like a slob.

Our First Lady shows nothing but the utmost respect and honor for the People’s House. And her decision to hold off dressing for a disaster zone until she was aboard Air Force One was probably out of respect.

I’m guessing the Fashionista Bag Lady there wouldn’t understand that kind of honor and dignity if her life depended on it.

In fact, I’m betting that’s the first time the word “dignity” ever appeared in a sentence about that woman.

But who’s surprised. After all in 2008, Bozo there actually referred to Michelle Obama as “flawless.”

Need I say more?

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13 thoughts on “Fashionista heal thyself

  • August 30, 2017 at 1:02 pm
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    I don’t think I understand, Bozo the clowns wife works for Vogue?

    • August 30, 2017 at 4:47 pm
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      I’m thinking that Bozo (the clown – NOT that ‘thing’) has far better taste than that. Well, OK, maybe not if he was drunk enough………………….

  • August 30, 2017 at 3:05 pm
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    She looks like she blew up a homeless man and sewn his remains back together.

  • August 30, 2017 at 3:17 pm
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    Someone is obviously not doing regular bed-checks at the mental institution…….

  • August 30, 2017 at 8:28 pm
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    Queen of Hearts, ala Alice in Wonderland

  • August 30, 2017 at 9:15 pm
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    Bargain Bin Betty! LMAO

  • August 31, 2017 at 7:40 am
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    I still think that’s Mitch McConnell in drag

  • August 31, 2017 at 9:23 am
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    Reminds me of Mimi on the Drew Carey show

  • August 31, 2017 at 5:09 pm
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    In the words of a dear friend, it looks like Bathilda Bagshot’s body after being worn for a week by a giant snake. (PLease tell me *someone* gets the reference.)

    • August 31, 2017 at 5:15 pm
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      LOL! Absolutely! That’s excellent.

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