First there was fat shaming.
And now, thanks to Barbra Streisand, there’s a new scourge sweeping the planet.
Donald Trump is making me gain weight. I start the day with liquids, but after the morning news, I eat pancakes smothered in maple syrup!
— Barbra Streisand (@BarbraStreisand) March 5, 2017
Babs can’t lay off the carbs. And it’s all Donald Trump’s fault!
Barbra should really have a word with Lena Dunham.
Because Lena is blaming Donald Trump for the opposite.
He’s making her lose weight!
You know, when I voted for President Trump, I had no idea just how super-powerful he was!
Able to give and take away fat only through the power of his own existence.
I remember one time at my former job, my boss was screaming in my face – something he did on a near-daily basis. Halfway through his harangue, he bellowed, “YOU’RE THE REASON I HAVE HEART TROUBLE!!!!”
Apparently I’m super powerful too.
Much to his heart’s dismay, I laughed out loud.
The only way Donald Trump could be to blame for Barbra’s ballooning body is if he strapped her to a table and force-fed her himself.
As a recovering alcoholic, I can tell you that blaming others for the stupid choices you make is something I know quite a bit about.
It was never my fault when I got hammered and then acted like a total jackass.
This “Look what you made me do!” mentality is just pathetic.
It’s Barbra’s own hatred for Trump that is driving her to binge.
And stewing in that hatred, just like socking away those pancakes, is Barbra’s choice and Barbra’s choice alone.
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