Ladies, a word of advice. Find a man who loves you as much as Tough Guy Swalwell loves himself.
Seriously, this thick-necked doofus can’t get enough of himself.
Watching the videos he tweets of himself talking into his smart phone camera always leaves me with an overwhelming urge to shout, “Get a room!”
Tough Guy Eric loves himself so much his wife could divorce him on the grounds of infidelity.
And for some reason, he’s under the misguided notion that we adore him almost as much as he adores himself.
Spoiler Alert: We don’t. Hell, even Democrat voters don’t.
When you’re polling at zero among primary voters, I’m guessing they’re just not that into you, Mr. Tough Guy.
There’s nothing more entertaining than watching Eric Swalwell play his tough guy act on Twitter.
He won’t be intimidated! He won’t back down! No, sir, he’s not afraid! Not of President Trump! Not of the NRA!
The way he bangs on about how fearless he is, you’d think Tough Guy Swalwell was, well, tough.
Second Spoiler Alert: He’s not.
If Eric were such a brave speaker of “truth to power” then why does he fold like a bad poker hand every time the subject of his skin color or gender pop up?
“I won’t be intimidated by NRA Trolls!! But on the other hand, you angry feminists scare the living daylights out of me. So here, let me grovel and prostrate myself to you while I happily remove my own testicles and secure them in a lockbox. I will know when to step back and pass the mic! I’m your humble stooge! Hell, I’ll even sacrifice my son on the altar of Feminist Virtue Signaling!”
My little male feminist celebrating the 100 year anniversary of the suffragists! We’ve come a long way since fighting for (white) women’s right to vote but we still have a long way to go, so that Nelson’s generation knows true equality. pic.twitter.com/szoVQ7SSG4— Eric Swalwell (@ericswalwell) May 22, 2019
Now with your average emasculated man, I might feel a shred a pity. But I have no pity for Eric Swalwell. In fact, I find his Neutered Tough Guy act all manner of entertaining.
The lengths he will go to get someone, anyone to think he’s Presidential material is a hoot.
It’s like watching a drunk, horny frat boy forced to talk Feminist Drum Theory with a moderately attractive Gender Studies major in hopes of getting in her pants.
And there’s nothing more fun than seeing him bluster and rage while pitifully mewling for people to cough up even a dollar to his campaign.
I can just see Tough Guy Swalwell strutting down the street ala Travolta from “Saturday Night Fever” thinking he’s a bad-ass. And all the while his fly is open and he’s got toilet paper stuck to his shoe.
Like I said the other day, Tough Guy Swalwell is the Chip Diller of 2020.
He’s a clown and a fool who is so in love with himself, he is blind to the fact that out here in the real world, most of us are rolling our eyes and snickering at him.
It’s clear. Our message of ending gun violence, getting rid of student loan debt, & finding cures in our lifetime resonates with YOU. During our town hall, 7279 of you joined us. Let’s keep it up! $1 could help us get to the debate stage. Join us: https://t.co/GQxWXborW4 pic.twitter.com/ufJYSe2Yi8— Eric Swalwell (@ericswalwell) June 3, 2019
"resonates" pic.twitter.com/RJEPHp5HkK— Dianny 🇺🇸(@DiannyRants) June 3, 2019
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