There is nothing more off-putting than to be lectured at by a bunch of finger-wagging celebrities who do not have the collective brain wattage to power an Easy Bake Oven.
Every day this week, the Internet was swamped with video of famous or nominally famous celebrities hectoring Americans from the podium of the DNC Convention.
Show of hands.
Who reading this really gives a hoot in hell what Eva Longoria thinks? Or Meryl Streep? Or Lena Dunham?
God bless her, I love America Fererra in “Ugly Betty.” She was as cute as a bug in that show.
But, there is truly nothing more infuriating than to see her wag her finger and lecture us on how the Founding Fathers established this country so that there would be diversity of sexual orientation.
Yeah. She said that.
Either crack open a book once in a while, America dear, or, better yet, shut the hell up and stick to acting.
Talk about Dumb and Dumber. Actually, since that’s Lena Dunham beside her, it’s probably more appropriate to call this Dumb and Dumpy.
All that pointing.
All that finger-wagging.
Makes me want to snap that digit off of each and every one of them.
Never in my life have I ever said to myself, “Golly, I just do not know what to think about gun rights. I know! I’ll check and see what Katy Perry thinks!”
Or, “Fracking? Not fracking? Maybe Lena Dunham has an opinion.”
I own all four seasons of “Ugly Betty” on DVD. I watch them at least a couple times a year. Yes, I’m a fan of the show. But I have never watched a single episode and thought to myself, “I think America Ferrera is so adorable, I’m going to vote exactly like she does!”
I realize that Hillary Clinton is a celebrity whore. She wants to be seen with famous people. I’m sure she hopes that the aura of celebrity that surrounds these people will somehow rub off on her and make her look more likeable.
The problem is, all that finger-wagging makes these celebrities look overbearing and tiresome, not likeable.
Do they really think I’m going to say, “Gee, I’m more than happy to give up my Liberty and unalienable rights because that celebrity wants me to?”
I’m not a brain-addled nitwit.
Lena, Meryl, Katy, America and Eva appeal only to those low-information voters who are already voting for Hillary for no other reason than her vagina.
None of that finger-wagging is going to convince undecided voters with half a brain.
The self-centered Liberalism of these condescending celebrities will roll off free-thinking people like we’ve been Scotch-Guarded.
The Americans who are struggling to make ends meet while watching their jobs disappear like a whole lot of smoke. People who fear for America’s safety and security. These people see through these self-righteous, insufferable idiots.
But that won’t stop these finger-wagging celebrities from hectoring us for Hillary, will it?
Hollywood people live in a hermetically-sealed bubble. Theirs is as closed a society as Japan in the eighteenth century. And from within their self-absorbed bubble, they really have convinced themselves that Americans are waiting on pins and needles for their patronizing, supercilious finger-wagging to show us the way.
Sorry ladies. No sale.
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