Flights of Fancy with Joe Biden

Yesterday, Joe Biden got caught telling a completely fabricated tall tale about the time he bravely faced danger in Afghanistan to pin a medal on a soldier.  Nearly every detail is incorrect.  But that’s par for the course where Joe Biden is concerned. Joe had a tendency to get caught in flights of fancy.  But the funny part in this instance was him actually saying, “This is the God’s truth. My word as a Biden.”

Right. As if Joe Biden’s word has any value.

Joe is like the anti-Forrest Gump. He bravely inserts himself into stories in which he never appeared. Or he recasts himself in a starring role when, in reality, he was nothing but a day player standing in the background.

His flights of fancy have nothing to do with his declining age.  Joe’s been peddling fictional accounts of his life ever since he entered politics.  Who can forget when he lifted the life story of a British MP named Neil Kinnock and passed it off as his own origin tale.

I don’t get it.  I really don’t.

Why can’t this man simply utter a true statement? His embellishments have embellishments. Is Joe such an insecure fellow that he has to portray himself as some kind of hero bravely staring down danger?

When I was a little kid, I pretended that actress June Lockhart was my mother-in-law.  I had no idea what a mother-in-law was, but since I already had a mother, I decided June would be my mother-in-law.

Every now and then, my Mom would ask me, “So how’s your mother-in-law?”  I’d launch into an elaborate story about all the adventures we had together. Those stories were really quite detailed.

Flights of fancy from a child are totally normal.

But Joe Biden is an adult.  And this kind of fictionalizing is all kinds of queer.

Last night on Tucker Carlson, Mark Steyn had a glorious time mocking Biden’s flights of fancy.

I was so inspired by this, I decided to do some ‘Shop images titled “Flights of Fancy with Joe Biden.”

I hope you enjoy them.

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9 thoughts on “Flights of Fancy with Joe Biden

  • August 30, 2019 at 2:45 pm
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    I think the root of the problem can be found in the book of Exodus. It was there at the foot of Mt Sinai that Joe said to Moses; “Look Mo, those commandments are out of order! C’mon man! This is the God’s truth. My word as a Biden! Let the Lord strike me stupid if I’m lying!” And as he spoke, God smote him so. And the people rejoiced and prayed He smite him again. But their wonder soon turned to awe as Joe was still the same. Even the Lord God couldn’t make Joe any more stupid. And so it was for all time…

  • August 30, 2019 at 2:53 pm
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    ” Thanks a lot, Sean, Brett, whatever. ” lololol

    I’m cracking up about your mother in law, too. 😀

  • August 30, 2019 at 8:54 pm
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    I damn near wet myself last night listening to Steyn! That man is so funny, so clever, so brilliant. And he’s a walking dictionary!

    Now, as to Plugs himself, I’m waiting for him to tell us about his time at the Battle of Little Big Horn.

    • September 2, 2019 at 4:15 pm
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      They wouldn’t get elected if they told the truth.

  • August 31, 2019 at 1:33 am
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    Joe Biden, our own Walter Mitty!

  • August 31, 2019 at 9:37 am
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    It is always a pleasure Miss Dianny. Thank You for all that you do. Have a GREAT Labor Day weekend.

  • August 31, 2019 at 10:41 am
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    Poor Joe Quixote, tipping at voting booths.

  • August 31, 2019 at 2:25 pm
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    Yep, poor ol’ Joe is waaaay too old to be playing “Let’s Pretend”.

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