Fun with Cory Booker!

As you’ve probably surmised from my startling lack of posting over the last week and a half, I am quite unwell. It happens. On the best days, the drug cocktail I am on seems to be made from Ex-Lax and steel wool.

But on the worst days, the immunosuppressant makes me so susceptible to illness, I long for the Ex-Lax and steel wool days.

Too much information? Sorry. I just want someone to share my pain.

I’ve learned that it’s possible to get so virulently ill that you begin to suspect your body has turned completely inside out.

It’s bad enough the drug cocktail turns my hair and nails into brittle glass – as is evident from the apparent Marine recruit hairstyle I’m sporting. Hey, it’s either buzz the hair off entirely or walk around with huge bald spots on my head like I’m suffering from alopecia. I choose the buzz cut. At least it’s consistent.

Plus showering’s a snap!

But picking up every bug that happens by can be all manner of exhausting.

And the last ten days have been completely exhausting.

Let’s just say chronic illness is bad, but sometimes the treatment, as they say, is worse than the disease.

On the plus side, my doctors will be thrilled since I’m shedding weight like a kid from a UNICEF commercial. Bound to happen when your idea of haute cuisine is Ensure shakes and cantaloupe.

This is my long, drawn-out explanation for my limited posting.

Any old how.

I was tootling around Twitter when once again I came across that ridiculous photo of Cory Booker posing with the Anti-Israel sign.

You remember the one.

Cory claimed that he was handed the sign to pose for the picture and had no idea what the sign says.

Which sounds like a flimsy excuse.

But we’re talking Cory Booker. He’s not the brightest star in the Democrat firmament.

Chances are it’s true.

It makes me think of this scene from Veronica Mars.

 
And it got me thinking. If Cory Booker is so stupid that he’ll pose with a sign without knowing what it says, could you imagine the fun folks on the Right could have with him?

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Now, if you’ll excuse me. I have to go lie down for a while.

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8 thoughts on “Fun with Cory Booker!

  • August 6, 2018 at 1:05 pm
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    I’m sorry you’re feeling unwell. Hope you feel better now.
    I never say get well soon, makes it feel like you don’t want a quick recovery

  • August 6, 2018 at 3:24 pm
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    Dianny, what can I say? I love this site and check in all the time. I feel bad that I can’t do anything to help you.
    You may not be able to step up to the plate as often as you (or we) would like, but everytime you do it’s a home run. Every. Single. Time.

  • August 6, 2018 at 7:06 pm
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    The hot weather cannot be helping much DIanny. Keep inside and cool and I hope and pray you are doing better soon!

    Great images with the less than intelligent Cory Booker.

  • August 6, 2018 at 7:22 pm
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    we can pray for you…God heal her body, heal her pain, and give her strength, amen

  • August 6, 2018 at 8:55 pm
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    Am now praying for you.

  • August 6, 2018 at 10:05 pm
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    I am so sorry that you are suffering thru this miserable disease. You are now on my prayer list. Your sense of humor still comes through and brightens my day.

  • August 6, 2018 at 10:30 pm
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    God be with you. Health. Strength.

  • August 7, 2018 at 7:35 pm
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    Precious one, you have been in my prayers since way back! Even though mine is not Lupus, it still affected my kidneys.
    You wrote: “Too much information? Sorry. I just want someone to share my pain.”
    (Never ever too much info! Spill it, girl friend, and we will listen, pray for you, and it will help you!)
    “I’ve learned that it’s possible to get so virulently ill that you begin to suspect your body has turned completely inside out.”
    I almost died February 25 from severe septic shock, caused by BOTH infected kidneys, with E-coli and I didn’t know it. Docs in ER told my family they were doing everything possible to save me but I could go at any minute. I lived. Only to experience that very feeling you described, so virulently ill that I thought my body was in revolt against me!
    It ain’t been easy. I drove my truck yesterday BY MYSELF for the first time since 2/24! Trust me on this, I was scared shitless as I tend to have ‘naps’ out of the blue but so proud that I made it to the store and back without one! LMAO An aside: store is in walking distance but it is too damned hot here in south Georgia to walk anywhere! ;o) But…..I DROVE MYSELF!! And Dianny, you too shall over come your revolting body! Do what you need to do so as to keep us laughing with your take on the idiot leftist! Good Luck and God Bless!

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