Fun with de Blasio!

These dummies just cannot get it into their heads that posing with signs is a Photoshopper’s dream.

Alyssa Milano did it.

Ted Lieu did it.

TWICE!

And now Bill de Blasio is getting in on the act.

De Blasio thinks he scored the perfect smackdown of President Trump when he scribbled #ConDon on a piece of poster board and posed holding that same sign with various unsuspecting victims in Iowa over the weekend.

Yeah, that’ll secure him the nomination.

Apparently de Blasio has never met Donald Trump if he thinks this rather amateurish bit of trolling would work.

And here I thought Ted Lieu was Twitter’s troll with training wheels.

Now, maybe this lame bit of trolling would’ve been effective if de Blasio didn’t make all these people pose with the exact same stupid sign.

In a couple days that piece of poster board will be filthy and torn. Yet something tells me de Blasio will keep using it.

But, I do want to thank the clueless Mayor from New York.

I do enjoy having a little fun at the expense of idiots who photograph themselves holding signs.

So here we go.

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Oh, by the way.

Since we’re having a little fun with Bill de Blasio anyway…

Last night during his opening monologue, Greg Gutfeld referred to de Blasio as Lurch from the Addams Family.

(The de Blasio segment starts at about 2:10)

Lurch

Now, personally, I always liked Lurch.  And don’t think it’s particularly flattering to compare him to that lumbering doofus from New York.

Maybe Frankenstein would be more appropriate.

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Happy Sunday everybody!

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2 thoughts on “Fun with de Blasio!

  • May 21, 2019 at 11:25 am
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    de Blasio needs to ask Gropey Joe for lessons on how a Dem politician can best manhandle women. Amateur!

  • May 23, 2019 at 11:56 am
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    Frankenstein di Blasio: “America baaaaaad, Communism gooooood”

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