Glasses Lady has been identified!

In that latest insufferable video from celebrities, I was only able to successfully identify two of them – Debra Messing and Kirsten Bell.  One of the ones I couldn’t identify was the big-ass glasses lady that kicks off the video.

Star-power isn’t what it used to be, folks. Now there isn’t enough power to fire up an Easy Bake Oven.

I was able to establish that glasses lady wasn’t S.E. Cupp.  But that was the best I could do.

However, my brother Mark seems to have identified glasses lady.

He’s fairly certain it’s Edna Mode from “The Incredibles” movies.

You know what? I think he’s right.

Glasses Lady has been identified!

Uncanny, dahling!

She’s either Edna Mode or her twin.

What does it say about so-called Hollywood “Star Power” that I am more familiar with a Pixar character than I am with the “stars” in that insufferable video?

Maybe the reason they want to ban “Gone with the Wind” has less to do with “racism” and more to do with the fact that even decades later, we can identify Clark Gable on sight.  Whereas, we can’t identify some glasses lady appearing in a “star-studded” self-flagellating video of White Guilt if our lives depended on it.

Is she on a TV show?  What are her movies?

For crying out loud, start by telling me her name!

I mean, apparently she’s a “star” of something.

But I wouldn’t know her from Edna Mode.

I can’t be the only person who watched that cringeworthy video and thought, “Who the hell are these people?!”

But you wanna know something?  I take that as a sign of positive progress.

Americans are losing interest in Hollywood.  These “stars” have become no more than vestigial organs that have served no purpose for so long, we’ve learned to live without them.

And if they dropped off the face of the planet tomorrow, only leaving a pair of gigantic glasses behind them, none of us would even notice they were gone.

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10 thoughts on “Glasses Lady has been identified!

  • June 12, 2020 at 4:31 pm
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    Her name is Sarah Paulson, whoever that is.
    It gave me a chance to finally use the fancy image search function on Bing.

    • June 12, 2020 at 4:36 pm
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      Okay, having her name was no help. I’ve never heard of her.

      • June 12, 2020 at 4:42 pm
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        She’s a regular on American Horror Story. Lesbian with an partner who is like 20 yrs older than her.

  • June 12, 2020 at 7:20 pm
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    She thinks herself so illustrious,
    She calls herself intense.

    • June 13, 2020 at 12:05 pm
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      Bye, bye love

  • June 12, 2020 at 7:20 pm
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    Hopefully no relation to Pat Paulson “For President every year there was an election”. Loved him but if she is related, the best part of her ran down Pat’s leg.

  • June 12, 2020 at 10:11 pm
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    I never listened to that tripe, but one of the other whiners was Julianne Moore.

    That much was predictable months ago.

  • June 13, 2020 at 12:08 am
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    You made me laugh out loud with that pic, not an easy thing to do.
    Thank your brother for me.
    And speaking of Easy Bake Ovens,one of my sisters received one for Christmas.
    I remember being so disappointed in the results.

  • June 13, 2020 at 3:33 am
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    Love your stuff, great photo shop !
    But as for Edna
    take a look at a more accomplished actress
    Linda Hunt

    If your gonna steal… steal from the best!

    Uncle Carl

  • June 13, 2020 at 11:05 am
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    Edna wore it better.

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