Good news! We can mock fat people again!

Good news! We can mock fat people again!

The best thing about the Left is their inability to play by the rules they demand we play by.  According to them, we’re not supposed to mock fat people because that’s fat-shamingTM.

But when they’re given the opportunity to mock fat people, they just can’t help themselves.

Why is this the best thing about the Left?

Because folks are starting to wise up to the fact that the Left can’t live by its own silly rules.

“Believe Women?”

Nope.

“Mocking fat people is fat-shaming?”

Not when they do it.

Now, to be fair, I’ve never let Leftists’ dumb rules stop me from mocking “Believe Women” or mocking fat people. (Or mocking Obama, or Michelle, or any of the other sacred cows the Left deems off limits.)

When you really don’t care what these insufferable scolds say, life is so much more enjoyable.

But I want to thank Nancy Pelosi and the rest of the clowns on the Left for making it official. It is now totally okay to mock fat people without having to pay any attention to the Left’s butt-hurt mewling.

See, Nancy went onto CNN last night to criticize President Trump taking hydroxychloroquine (yeah, they’re still banging on about hydroxychloroquine).  Her reason for criticizing him?  Trump is “morbidly obese.”

Naturally the Left is celebrating Nancy for calling the President a fatty.

#MorbidlyObeseTrump is trending on Twitter because they really didn’t mean that whole thing about fat shaming and if you really thought they did, now’s a great time to realize the Left is full of crap.

Yes, mocking fat people can be hilarious.

That’s why I gave Stacey Abrams the superhero name “Eclipse.”

In fact, I’m rooting for a Biden/Abrams ticket just because she is such a target-rich Photoshopping subject for me.

Already, I’ve ‘shopped her as Rerun from “What’s Happening” and the Female Al Sharpton.

Now that I know it’s okay to mock fat people again, I’m gonna put the pedal to the metal and have loads of fun mocking wide-load Stacey.

Mock fat people

Sure, the same people giggling with delight over Pelosi’s comment won’t like it.  They’ll get huffy and well-I-nevery over my mocking Stacey Abrams’ ample frame.

But, see, that’s what makes it all the more fun.  We on the right can wield mockery well.  The Left cannot.

Remember the very first question posed to Donald Trump at the very first debate in 2015?

What made that hilarious was Rosie O’Donnell is a fat pig and a slob.  Trump’s humorous insults work because there is a ring of truth in them.  Plus, he is a master at brevity.

This is something the Left is incapable of.

Their mockery of President Trump’s weight will have zero staying power.  A week from now, it’ll be forgotten.

But we still call Jeb Bush “Low Energy Jeb.”

We still call Marco Rubio “Little Marco.”

And we still call Nancy Pelosi “Crazy Nancy.”

I think the Left will come to regret stepping into this arena because when it comes to mockery, Trump is the heavyweight champion of the world.

And the Left is the 98-pound weakling he body-slams without even breaking a sweat.

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12 thoughts on “Good news! We can mock fat people again!

  • May 19, 2020 at 11:57 am
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    Assuming we cannot call Wide-load Stacey “Hippo” for it’s racist connotations (I know, I know), do you think will “Manatee” be acceptable?

  • May 19, 2020 at 11:59 am
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    …think “Manatee” will be acceptable?

    • May 20, 2020 at 4:11 pm
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      I think “Inhumanatee” would be more appropriate. There’s my original thought for this year.

  • May 19, 2020 at 12:36 pm
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    How about reviving these old jokes, adapted to this new plump target:

    I heard Stacy Abrams gained so much weight that her thighs went condo.

    When you see Stacy Abrams coming toward you on the street you’d better get to the other side.

    But when Abrams walks down the street, there is no other side.

    • May 20, 2020 at 12:54 pm
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      Fat Alberta, anyone?

      If Biden/Abrams won in November, who would serve out the term? He’s got dimentia and she’s morbidly obese.

  • May 19, 2020 at 2:20 pm
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    Connecting this with your previous piece on “The Polishing of Stacey Abrams” — that’s a lot of rubbing even for someone as handy as Joe. He’d better start practicing: Wax on — Wax off!

  • May 19, 2020 at 5:22 pm
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    Please, please, please, let pervo Joe pick wide load Abrams as VP. What could be more fun that watching those two idiots on the campaign trail!!

  • May 19, 2020 at 6:26 pm
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    Another fine mess the DNC has gotten us into.

  • May 19, 2020 at 7:39 pm
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    Nancy Pelosi is indeed a national treasure. And, as such, someone should dig a hole and bury her. For her protection, of course…

  • May 19, 2020 at 9:04 pm
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    If there’s a tug of war between an Abrams and Abrams, one is filled with diesel and is aligned with BIG TREADS. The other is filled with racial animus, probably A LOT of donuts, and is politically aligned with a BIG FOOT, but she has a bucket of KFC just out of reach.

    Which Abrams tank do you think would win?

  • May 19, 2020 at 10:02 pm
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    Let the Games Begin!! Now we have Fat and Stupid, along side Sleazy and Senile! Should be an easy campaign for President TRUMP!!.

  • May 20, 2020 at 12:54 pm
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    And you left the door wide open for me with this:
    “They’ll get huffy and well-I-nevery over my mocking Stacey Abrams’ ample frame.”
    “ample frame”? That is not an ample frame, it’s the whole completed 3 story house!
    Over the top ‘shopping as usual! IF Obiden makes it that far (Heaven Forbid!), your photoshopping is going to be a kick-ass good time!!

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