Goodbye RussiaGate, hello Grief Counselors!

After two years and heaven knows how many millions of taxpayer dollars, the Senate Intel Committee admits what earth-bound humans knew all along.

There is no evidence that President Trump colluded with Russia.

And you thought November 8, 2016 was a low point for Rachel Maddow.

Death spiral Maddow

After this news, I sure hope someone put the poor girl on suicide watch.

Of course, nobody with both feet solidly planted on terra firma ever believed that President Trump colluded with Vladimir Putin to deprive Hillary Clinton of her rightful place in the Oval Office.

RussiaGate is so outlandish, it makes the later seasons of “Homeland” seem downright believable by comparison.

But the news media, the Hollywood ResistanceLOL, and Democrat politicians didn’t let that stop them from ginning up hysteria over something the Clinton campaign floated post-election to explain away her humiliating defeat.

As I said yesterday, one of the reasons the news media has become the Enemy of the People is because they actively built up the expectations of the anti-Trump ResistanceLOL.

The end result of hyperventilating over RussiaGate for over two solid years is those whose only purpose in life is to see Trump frog-marched out of the White House will be devastated when it doesn’t happen.

They set these people up for brutal disappointment.

And, again, those of us on Planet Earth knew this was the case all along.

The truth is, the media raised the RussiaGate expectations so unrealistically high that, really, there’s no way for the anti-Trump folks to be satisfied.

The damage to the press will be cataclysmic because it won’t just be Trump supporters who distrust them anymore.

The ResistanceLOL will feel betrayed and inconsolable.

Goodbye RussiaGate

Even with the news yesterday, central figures in the RussiaGate Hysteria are desperately trying to spin this in a way to keep the conspiracy alive.

Including the very reporter who broke the news on MSNBC.

Wow.  I hope he warmed up before he reached that hard.  Otherwise, he’ll be sore for days.

Even noted romance novelist John Brennan was trying to calm the hysterical mob of disappointed lemmings.

John Brennan has made a second career out of fluffing up the ResistanceLOL. And with RussiaGate coming up empty, he’s going to feel the hit in his bank account.

Um. John. The Senate Intel Committee said collusion didn’t occur. You breathless little drama queen.

So the narrative is, “Forget about the Senate. Look to Mueller!!”

But, but, but, JUST WAIT! Stay tuned!!! Mueller will drop the hammer!  Mueller is our SAVIOR!!!

fire mueller sturm und drang

Of course the fact that two years of looking resulted in squat won’t stop Congressional Democrats like Ted Lieu, Maxine Waters or Adam Schiff.

In fact, Schiff plans to reopen the RussiaGate investigation that was closed last year.

Hope springs eternal for that bug-eyed little goblin.

But here’s the secret to RussiaGate.

The goal was never to frog-march Trump out of the White House in handcuffs – despite the fact that the media and Democrats sell that fiction to the gullible ResistanceLOL every single day.

No.  The goal has already been achieved: Cast shade on the duly-elected President, divide the country through fear and suspicion, and finally, to boost ratings and subscription sales.

And, hey, Mission Accomplished, am I right?

The entire country has been torn apart based solely on a lie cooked up by the crestfallen Clinton team to salve their hurt feelings over Hillary’s defeat.

And when you get right down to the ooey-gooey center, the only one who comes out a winner here is Vladimir Putin.

So great job, guys!

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5 thoughts on “Goodbye RussiaGate, hello Grief Counselors!

  • February 13, 2019 at 3:31 pm
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    Part of the goal was to deflect scrutiny away from Hillary’s crimes. Total coverup for the queen.

    • February 13, 2019 at 3:36 pm
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      Yes, that too. Good catch. Thanks. I really should’ve included that.

  • February 13, 2019 at 3:38 pm
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    First, John Brennon must have thousands of skeletons in his deep state/globalist/swamp closet. Why else would he try so hard to push this fairytale that he knows is based on lies. What horrific crimes has he done that he doesn’t want Trump and his DOJ to uncover?

    Second, if this phony collusion story was true, I say, “Thank you, Vlad, for saving us from Killary Rotten Clinton.”

  • February 13, 2019 at 5:54 pm
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    One of the slogans for 2020: “Make Maddow Cry Again.”

  • February 13, 2019 at 7:40 pm
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    “…noted romance novelist John Brennan…”…Ah, hahahaha!!

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