Goose Egg Gillibrand losing to “Someone Else”

Goose Egg Gillibrand

I know it was just recently that I dubbed her “Me Too” Gillibrand. But I think Kirsten already needs a new moniker.

Until things change for the vacuous featherweight from New York, from here on out I will call her Goose Egg Gillibrand.

Take a look at the latest polling from Emerson.

Ouch!  Now that’s just sad.

A big old goose egg for Kirsten.

I mean, come on, if “Someone else” is beating her in the polls, maybe it’s time for Kirsten to face the music.

While we’re at it, who the hell are Mike Gravel and John Delaney?  And did any of you know those dudes were running for President?

But even these two guys I’ve never heard of before in my life are polling better nationally than Goose Egg Gillibrand.

Okay, sure.  That’s national polling.  But Kirsten has been spending a lot of time in Iowa.  Surely things are better for her there!

I mean, “Someone Else” can’t be kicking the crap out of our brave heroine in Iowa, right?

Iowa Goose Egg Gillibrand

Um.  Never mind.

I bet even that lady who just wanted the ranch dressing polls better than Kirsten in Iowa.

Just how much public embarrassment is this woman willing to endure before she gives up her silly run for the White House?

Though, at this point, I’m beginning to suspect Goose Egg Gillibrand was born without the Embarrassment Gene.

Getting her ass handed to her by “Someone Else” doesn’t make Goose Egg Gillibrand look “Brave.”

It makes her look ridiculous.

And just a wee bit delusional.

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9 thoughts on “Goose Egg Gillibrand losing to “Someone Else”

  • April 15, 2019 at 12:10 pm
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    Actually looks like “Someone Else” is polling better than over half their candidates.

  • April 15, 2019 at 12:30 pm
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    I believe “Delusional” is a Democrat requirement. But all in all, her polling reflects what she brings to the table.

  • April 15, 2019 at 6:12 pm
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    “Goose Egg” Gilly maybe can be advise Joe “Bite Me” Biden about the proper wearing of the entire Obama presidency around his neck — you know, like wearing over-wrought and over-sized bing

    ..

  • April 15, 2019 at 6:28 pm
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    Since I have no clue who Kirsten Gillibrand is, I’ll take someone else….ANYONE else for $10 Alex.

  • April 16, 2019 at 6:54 am
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    Losing ? Hardly !

    In the polls , yes – obviously .

    But – she’s raised a $3 million plus campaign war chest ( from totally delusional people, apparently ) that SHE GETS TO KEEP !

    I wish that I was losing that badly .

  • April 16, 2019 at 8:58 am
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    angis
    The leftist/progressive “R” outspent Pocahontas by 300% (3 times as much!) and lost in a not lose election!

    Clinton outspent the President by 100% (or twice as much)! Who is President!

    Jimma outspent Ron. Who won?

    Money is not nearly as important as the candidate!
    Did not ay money is immaterial! Said the candidate is what counts!

  • April 16, 2019 at 8:59 am
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    Please make “lose” close.

  • April 16, 2019 at 12:41 pm
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    I think that should read “anyone else”, which would then apply to the entire Clown Car.

  • April 17, 2019 at 3:12 am
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    The old saying ‘Hope Springs Eternal’ sure holds true for dimwitted Democrats.

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