The Gospel According to Jesse Jackson


In Matthew 25, Jesus said:

“For I was hungry and you gave me something to eat, I was thirsty and you gave me something to drink, I was a stranger and you invited me in, I needed clothes and you clothed me, I was sick and you looked after me, I was in prison and you came to visit me.”

And according to Jesse Jackson, by “you,” Jesus meant the Government.

Not “you” the individual. Silly rabbit.

No, “you” meaning the Government.

This is the Gospel according to Jesse Jackson.

Jesus came among us to make sure that we formed governments that practiced Christian Charity leaving individuals — like, say Jesse Jackson — free from having to practice it themselves. Instead, they are free to extort money from businesses and individuals in the name of Jesus, while Government does the actual charity work.

The other day from Washington, Jackson and his fellow shakedown artist Al Sharpton gathered a bunch of so-called “ministers for justice” to protest Donald Trump.

Because, as Jesus once said, “Verily, I say unto you. If you do not like the outcome of an election, invoke my name in protest.”

If you never heard that verse, your Bible must not include the Gospel according to Jesse Jackson.

Any old how.

At this ministers’ protest, “the Reverend” Jackson said of President Donald Trump that he “would not qualify to get into Jesus’ kingdom.

As it is written in the Gospel according to Jesse Jackson, “And Jesus gathered the crowds around him saying, ‘Behold, only those whom Jesse Jackson agrees with politically can enter the kingdom of heaven.’”

It’s astonishing to me that Jesse Jackson thinks anybody “qualifies” to get into “Jesus’ kingdom.”

Apparently Jesse’s Bible doesn’t include the passage in Romans where Paul writes, “All have sinned and fall short of the glory of God.”

Jesse, dear.

Nobody is “qualified” to enter the Kingdom of Heaven.

That’s kinda why Jesus came to begin with.

Or don’t you know the Gospel? And by “Gospel,” I mean the actual Gospel, not the Gospel according to Jesse Jackson.

Jesus said:

Do not judge so that you will not be judged. For in the way you judge, you will be judged; and by your standard of measure, it will be measured to you. Why do you look at the speck that is in your brother’s eye, but do not notice the log that is in your own eye?

So who are you, Jesse, to act as Grand Arbiter of the Pearly Gates?

Have you led a sinless life?

And have you put God ahead of earthly pursuits — wealth, fame, prestige?

You dare to judge President Trump as if you have no sin?

Jesus did not say “Let him who is without sin cast the first stone — unless of course Jesse Jackson is in the crowd.”

President Trump has not lived a sinless life.

But then again, Jesse, neither have you. Neither have any of us.

Salvation is by the grace of God.

And grace is not something we qualify for.

Grace, by definition, is something we receive that we do not deserve.

So tend to the plank in your own eye, Jesse.

Stop using Jesus as a political prop.

Stop expecting the Federal Government to do the acts of charity Jesus expects of you — an every other believer.

And crack open a Bible every now and then. Maybe read the actual Gospels instead of the politically exploitative Gospel according to Jesse Jackson.

Hat tip Breitbart

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3 thoughts on “The Gospel According to Jesse Jackson

  • September 2, 2017 at 9:47 am

    Amen to that!

  • September 2, 2017 at 1:57 pm

    Funny how you don’t hear from this guy for a long time until he needs a dose of fame and ego-stroking again.
    Jesse, go back to teaching your son how to live free on taxpayers’ money.
    I’m sure you know that “scripture” well.

  • September 6, 2017 at 8:51 pm

    The only hope jesse Jackson has of becoming anywhere close to newsworthy again is if the hildebeast accuses him of being responsible for her losing.

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