Granny is still playing “Pretend I’m President”

There is something seriously off about a woman in her seventies playing Pretend.

Nearly three years after her humiliating loss and Hillary Clinton is still playing “Pretend I’m President.”

Two years ago, I compared Granny to Miss Havisham from “Great Expectations” – frozen in time and stuck in that moment of her humiliating defeat.

Interviewers have let Havisham Clinton play pretend by asking her to indulge in a fantasy world in which she didn’t lose and was President.

And rather than simply say, “That’s not productive,” Granny happily gives them what they want and plays Pretend right along with them.

If she surrounded herself with friends instead of sycophants, there would be someone to say “Honey, no.  This has to stop.”

But she has no friends.  There is nobody close to Hillary who can say to her, “Secretary Clinton, you have to stop playing ‘Pretend I’m President’ especially in public with photographers around.”

Take a look at this:

Granny is still playing “Pretend I’m President”

This doesn’t make the modern-day Miss Havisham look presidential.

It makes her look delusional.

Remember two years ago when Hillary admitted to CBS News’ Jane Pauley that she and Bill bought the house next door to them so that White House staff would have a place to stay when President Hillary spent time at the Chappaqua compound?

I wrote about it two years ago today.

When I saw that tweet from The Hill, I actually thought to myself, “I wouldn’t be shocked to learn that there is a complete replica of the Oval Office in that house next door.”

I mean what the hell else are they going to do with it?

Bill:
Well, now what are we going to do with that damn house?

Huma:
I have an idea, Mr. President.  How about hiring a contractor
to construct an exact replica of the Oval Office?

Bill:
Hey! That’s a great idea.  Maybe we can get the Oval Office
set from the producers of “The West Wing!”

Huma:
Ooooh! I’m sure they’d love to donate it!

Bill:
At least then when Hillary starts throwing dishes and screaming
about losing, we can dose her with the Diazepam pen, drag
her next door and let her play “Pretend I’m President”
to her heart’s content.

Is there nobody in the Clinton orbit who cares enough about this woman to say, “Just because you’re sitting behind a replica of the Resolute desk doesn’t make you President, Madam Secretary.”

Playing “Pretend I’m President” for nearly three freaking years isn’t healthy. All it does it make Granny Clinton look all manner of pathetic and sad.

And the fact that nobody in ClintonWorld will pull her aside and tell her to stop is stunning to me.

Then again, maybe those close to her are still, to this day, just as despondent that she lost as Granny is.

Hillary has become self-parody and she doesn’t even realize it.

And while two years ago Granny Clinton making a fool of herself was all kinds of entertaining.  At this point, it’s getting so painfully humiliating, I’m beginning to pity her.

UPDATE:

Good grief. Chelsea, you might want to do something. Mom’s tweeting again!

On a side note:
My internet is still wonky.  Yesterday was a nightmare with my modem crashing every five to ten minutes. It took me two hours just to post my 9/11 piece.  I finally gave up around one-thirty and watched “Chernobyl” for the eighth time instead.

So far (knock on wood), today has been better.  Spectrum is sending a tech out tomorrow to see if my modem needs to be swapped out for a new one.  In the meantime, if I am skimpy in posting today, you’ll know it’s because I’m busy tearing my heart out and cursing Spectrum.

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6 thoughts on “Granny is still playing “Pretend I’m President”

  • September 12, 2019 at 12:29 pm
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    Tell her? They don’t care. Look what they did to old man Mueller! He sat there with his wet nurse and made an utter fool of himself. Biden? A feeble old man with no memory. The entire crowd of democrat loonies are loose an stage and the audience claps as if at Sea World. The deep state don’t give a damn about any of them. It’s the power they feel is rightfully theirs they want back. Stuff that fodder in the cannon and let ‘er rip.

  • September 12, 2019 at 12:31 pm
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    Does Bubba’s replica of the Oval office come complete with a Lewinski lookalike under the resolute desk?

  • September 12, 2019 at 2:05 pm
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    John, yes, a blow-up Monica.

    When I started reading this I was going to make a Hillary email joke since she was going through her email, then her tweet made it for me. But she doesn’t realize that for her to make a joke about it isn’t funny. It would be like Bill making pedophelia jokes.

  • September 12, 2019 at 5:56 pm
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    I feel sorry for Hillary. Not really. She’s delusional, demented, and believes that she will be someday be rightfully restored to her crown.

  • September 12, 2019 at 6:59 pm
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    if your modem is hot to the touch, put it on a pedestal to keep it cool. I’ve kept mine running a couple yrs doing that cuz I’m too lazy to go to my isp and badger them to give me a new one.

    still gets goofy occasionally but not so chronically that I use bad language in front of my dog. and when it does happen I just unplug briefly to let it cool down and then we’re on our merry way again.

    leave it plugged in for awhile before tech arrives so he can feel if it’s hot.

    • September 13, 2019 at 2:14 am
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      I don’t want Hillary to become demented or ill in any way so that she begins forgetting. I want her to remember everything, especially the 2016 election.

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