The guy who ate North Korea’s dictator

Well, clearly somebody is eating well in communist North Korea.

I stumbled across an article at the UK Daily Mail that included this photo of a rotund Kim Jong Un.

The guy who ate North Koreas dictator

Is that North Korea’s dictator or the guy who ate North Korea’s dictator?

Good goobly moobly.

Kim Jong Un sure let himself go. Maybe he got sick and tired of people saying Hillary Clinton looked like him, so he ate her.

Who knows?

If you’re wondering why the people of North Korea are starving, I think we found the reason.

I’m suddenly flashing to that obese comedian, the late John Pinette, who did the routine about the Chinese buffet. “You here four hour! You go now!”

 
I mean, is it just me, or is Kim Jong Un starting to look like the Pillsbury Doughboy?

Pilsbury Do Boi

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3 thoughts on “The guy who ate North Korea’s dictator

  • March 23, 2016 at 2:50 pm
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    He’s not fat, he’s festively plump!!!

  • March 23, 2016 at 11:30 pm
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    Ever notice how his Generals & soldiers are skinny to the bone?

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