Guy in lipstick barred from ladies room and CNN is on the case

Did you ever see that ridiculous episode of “The Closer” where Beau Bridges plays a transsexual former police detective?

He looked pretty much like Beau Bridges in lipstick.

Beau in lipstick

Now, I realize that Beau was just playing a transsexual. So the chances of him plucking his eyebrows or, you know, trying to look like a woman just to shoot a 1-hour TV show was slim.

But I can’t watch that episode.

There isn’t enough suspension of disbelief in the world to get me to buy him as a woman.

Well, apparently Beau Bridges put his lipstick back on and tried to use a ladies room in a DC restaurant.

Wait. That’s not Beau Bridges?

Actually no. It’s a guy named Charles Clymer who fancies himself Charlotte.

But, like Beau, he’s pretty much a guy in lipstick.

Any old how.

He’s making a big old stink over not being able to use the little girls’ room at Cuba Libre Restaurant.

And naturally, the Mayor of DC – who so far has been shockingly silent after DHS Secretary Kirstjen Nielsen was driven from a DC restaurant by an angry mob – tweeted this:

I guess assholes invading a restaurant and harassing Kirstjen Nielsen isn’t against all DC stands for.

I wonder if Mayor Bowser would have been this upset if Charlie worked for the Trump Administration.

And unlike the Mexican restaurant owner who applauded the mob who drove out his customer, this restaurant issued a mea culpa toot sweet.

Given the fact that their “full response” statement said that their CEO has already reached out to Charlie personally, clearly this tweet was not so much for Charlie’s benefit, but to placate the angry mob.

Now, did the restaurant staff violate the law in DC? Yeah. They did.

But when you get right down to the ooey-gooey center, that doesn’t change the fact that Charlie isn’t a girl.

He’s a guy in lipstick.

And apparently in Washington DC you are required to summon an enormous suspension of disbelief so that guys in lipstick can play “Let’s Pretend.”

Listen, if you want to pretend you’re a girl. Knock yourself out.

But I’m not playing along.

And the fact anybody is required by law to play along is flat-out insane.

Say, remember when Leftists claimed that Christians were trying to force their beliefs on the rest of the country?

Yeah. Good times.

But isn’t this worse?

After all, they’re not just trying to get in our faces. These guys with lipstick demand that we join their game of Make Believe whether we want to or not. And they’re using the police and governments to do it.

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10 thoughts on “Guy in lipstick barred from ladies room and CNN is on the case

  • June 25, 2018 at 2:31 pm
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    #factsfirst CNN must have failed to fact check this story since they keep calling Charlie a ‘she’ in their article.

    As you say, it’s a guy in lipstick.

    Thank god I live in Texas (and a very long drive from Austin)

    • June 25, 2018 at 4:17 pm
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      Thank God I live in Wyoming

    • June 25, 2018 at 9:56 pm
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      I wish I lived where you are…I’m only a few miles out of Austin (Buda, TX) and work in Central Austin just a few blocks from UT.

      These people in Austin are nuts! They’d not only let him in the women’s bathroom, they’d probably offer to wipe his…well, you know.

      UGH! Give me a break Austin Liberals!

  • June 25, 2018 at 5:39 pm
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    I give him and “F” for effort. This strikes me more as an opportunist who saw a cutie going into the ladies’ room and daubed on a little lipstick to get closer to her.

  • June 25, 2018 at 7:24 pm
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    These idiots don’t know whether they are coming or going.

    I remember those good times Dianny. I also remember when they thought it was okay jsut a couple of days ago to toss someone out with whom they disagreed.

    Hypocrisy is the glue that binds the leftist heads together. It keeps them functional.

  • June 25, 2018 at 10:39 pm
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    Rather than card him, the manager should have roused a few customers to form a crowd to “shame” him out of the restaurant—then maybe the lefties wouldn’t be upset.

  • June 26, 2018 at 6:39 am
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    Okay, a flash back-this guy is a Clymer!

  • June 27, 2018 at 5:27 pm
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    Charles Clymer is a fraud. See #stopclymer
    He is not a trans woman as he claims to be. He is only using that identity in an effort to cover up some past wrongdoings and try to find his way to fame which is his ultimate Obsession. He really doesn’t care about the trans Community or the gay community or the military Community or the DC Community or anyone else but himself. When he’s found out he will turn on them. He’s actually quite likely very mentally ill.

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