Did you ever see that ridiculous episode of “The Closer” where Beau Bridges plays a transsexual former police detective?
He looked pretty much like Beau Bridges in lipstick.
Now, I realize that Beau was just playing a transsexual. So the chances of him plucking his eyebrows or, you know, trying to look like a woman just to shoot a 1-hour TV show was slim.
But I can’t watch that episode.
There isn’t enough suspension of disbelief in the world to get me to buy him as a woman.
Well, apparently Beau Bridges put his lipstick back on and tried to use a ladies room in a DC restaurant.
— CNN (@CNN) June 25, 2018
Wait. That’s not Beau Bridges?
Actually no. It’s a guy named Charles Clymer who fancies himself Charlotte.
But, like Beau, he’s pretty much a guy in lipstick.
Any old how.
He’s making a big old stink over not being able to use the little girls’ room at Cuba Libre Restaurant.
And naturally, the Mayor of DC – who so far has been shockingly silent after DHS Secretary Kirstjen Nielsen was driven from a DC restaurant by an angry mob – tweeted this:
.@cmclymer, I’m so sorry this happened to you. While I’m glad to hear that @DCPoliceDept were there to represent our true #DCValues, we won’t accept this type of discrimination in Washington, DC. It’s not just illegal, it’s against all we stand for. https://t.co/UAzUP9wlSS
— Mayor Muriel Bowser (@MayorBowser) June 23, 2018
I guess assholes invading a restaurant and harassing Kirstjen Nielsen isn’t against all DC stands for.
I wonder if Mayor Bowser would have been this upset if Charlie worked for the Trump Administration.
And unlike the Mexican restaurant owner who applauded the mob who drove out his customer, this restaurant issued a mea culpa toot sweet.
— Cuba Libre Restaurant & Rum Bar – Washington D.C. (@CubaLibreDC) June 23, 2018
Given the fact that their “full response” statement said that their CEO has already reached out to Charlie personally, clearly this tweet was not so much for Charlie’s benefit, but to placate the angry mob.
Now, did the restaurant staff violate the law in DC? Yeah. They did.
But when you get right down to the ooey-gooey center, that doesn’t change the fact that Charlie isn’t a girl.
He’s a guy in lipstick.
And apparently in Washington DC you are required to summon an enormous suspension of disbelief so that guys in lipstick can play “Let’s Pretend.”
Listen, if you want to pretend you’re a girl. Knock yourself out.
But I’m not playing along.
And the fact anybody is required by law to play along is flat-out insane.
Say, remember when Leftists claimed that Christians were trying to force their beliefs on the rest of the country?
Yeah. Good times.
But isn’t this worse?
After all, they’re not just trying to get in our faces. These guys with lipstick demand that we join their game of Make Believe whether we want to or not. And they’re using the police and governments to do it.
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