Guy with a Hillary tattoo shouldn’t throw stones

Hillary tattoo

Listen, Saturday Night Live hasn’t been remotely funny for a long time. So it is hardly a surprise that they’d decide to do a wholly unfunny “joke” about Republican congressional candidate and Navy SEAL Dan Crenshaw losing his eye to an IED.

But don’t feel bad for Dan. If he can take an IED, I think he can hold up under an unfunny joke.

You don’t make it through SEAL training with thin skin, my friends.

You don’t deploy in a combat zone, survive an IED attack only to collapse like a badly made soufflé because some guy with a Hillary tattoo mocks you.

It didn’t offend me because this SNL drone mocked a war veteran with an eye patch.

What I find offensive is the startling lack of humor on a supposed comedy show.

Besides, he’s a guy with a Hillary tattoo. He’s probably the last person on earth who should be joking about someone else’s appearance.

As I said back in December 2017 when this “comedian” first revealed his choice of tattoo: I was never this drunk.

Seriously how many drinks did this doofus consume before he thought it was a good idea to permanently stamp Hillary onto his person?

Jeeze, even Bill Clinton was never that drunk.

And let’s be honest. That isn’t even a very good likeness of the Dowager Duchess of Chappaqua, now is it?

The Tattoo Hillary looks more like a weather girl for a small-market local news early morning show — with a name like Cindy Showers or Stormy McKay.

You would have to be an estrogen-laced soy boy to even entertain the idea of putting a Hillary tattoo on your body. So just imagine how much estrogen must be coursing through this idiot’s system.

But he’s not just a soy boy; he’s a stupid soy boy.

Because he placed that Hillary tattoo somewhere covered in body hair.

If I had to guess, I’d say by now his Hillary tattoo looks more like Kiki Smith’s Wolf Girl.

And remember: He did it on purpose! That’s the part that makes him so much fun to mock!

Yeah, I think we found the one man in America that sex strike threat would work on.

The fact is, the only thing funny about this SNL estrogen boy is his Hillary tattoo.

Meanwhile, in response to Saturday Night Live’s pathetic attempt at humor, the Daily Caller got Dan to do a brief video which, as it turns out, is actually funny.

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11 thoughts on “Guy with a Hillary tattoo shouldn’t throw stones

  • November 5, 2018 at 5:15 pm
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    Gee, great grandpaw, what’s that picture on your arm?

    That? Oh, that’s a tattoo of Hillary Clinton, sonny.

    Who was she? Was she famous or something? Like president or queen somewhere?

    No, not exactly…..you’re too young to understand….

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  • November 5, 2018 at 6:09 pm
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    Let me get this straight…he got the tattoo of Hillary a year AFTER she lost? Super genius!

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  • November 5, 2018 at 7:30 pm
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    The stupid soy boy is even far more screwed up than you can ever imagine.

    His father was a NYC fireman killed in 9/11. He should be bowing to a hero like Dan Crenshaw.

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    • November 5, 2018 at 8:40 pm
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      Cecil – particularly since his father was killed on 9/11 – he probably isn’t fit to be in a room with ANY veteran, much less a decorated SEAL. And he certainly is NOT ‘funny’ in either a gender nor humor sense.

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  • November 5, 2018 at 9:35 pm
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    Sweet little girly boy. If he ever ended up in a basic training unit (I know, I know), the first D.I. in his face, he’d need fresh panties.

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  • November 6, 2018 at 12:59 am
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    The SNL dude should just go ahead and transition. He won’t even need surgery.

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  • November 6, 2018 at 5:29 am
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    Is it just me,or dos this tattooed asshole remind you of Ellen Degenerate?

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  • November 6, 2018 at 8:51 am
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    SNL stopped being funny to me in the Bush 43 years.

    Leave it to vapid PC SNL writers to go so low that they even embarassed the most liberal democrats.

    Talk about No Class…….

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  • November 6, 2018 at 10:40 am
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    This country is becoming shockingly stupid. With his brains he could be a journalist when he grows up.

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  • November 6, 2018 at 3:31 pm
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    The most tragic part of Dan’s wound is that it was his shootin’ eye. If not for that I’m sure he’d want to be back in the action defending his country.

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  • November 7, 2018 at 5:40 am
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    On a positive note,Dan Crenshaw is now a congressman. SNL may have had something to do with it in a backhanded,perverse sort of way.

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