Listen, Saturday Night Live hasn’t been remotely funny for a long time. So it is hardly a surprise that they’d decide to do a wholly unfunny “joke” about Republican congressional candidate and Navy SEAL Dan Crenshaw losing his eye to an IED.
But don’t feel bad for Dan. If he can take an IED, I think he can hold up under an unfunny joke.
You don’t make it through SEAL training with thin skin, my friends.
You don’t deploy in a combat zone, survive an IED attack only to collapse like a badly made soufflé because some guy with a Hillary tattoo mocks you.
It didn’t offend me because this SNL drone mocked a war veteran with an eye patch.
What I find offensive is the startling lack of humor on a supposed comedy show.
Besides, he’s a guy with a Hillary tattoo. He’s probably the last person on earth who should be joking about someone else’s appearance.
As I said back in December 2017 when this “comedian” first revealed his choice of tattoo: I was never this drunk.
Seriously how many drinks did this doofus consume before he thought it was a good idea to permanently stamp Hillary onto his person?
Jeeze, even Bill Clinton was never that drunk.
And let’s be honest. That isn’t even a very good likeness of the Dowager Duchess of Chappaqua, now is it?
The Tattoo Hillary looks more like a weather girl for a small-market local news early morning show — with a name like Cindy Showers or Stormy McKay.
You would have to be an estrogen-laced soy boy to even entertain the idea of putting a Hillary tattoo on your body. So just imagine how much estrogen must be coursing through this idiot’s system.
But he’s not just a soy boy; he’s a stupid soy boy.
Because he placed that Hillary tattoo somewhere covered in body hair.
If I had to guess, I’d say by now his Hillary tattoo looks more like Kiki Smith’s Wolf Girl.
And remember: He did it on purpose! That’s the part that makes him so much fun to mock!
Yeah, I think we found the one man in America that sex strike threat would work on.
The fact is, the only thing funny about this SNL estrogen boy is his Hillary tattoo.
Meanwhile, in response to Saturday Night Live’s pathetic attempt at humor, the Daily Caller got Dan to do a brief video which, as it turns out, is actually funny.
Navy SEAL @DanCrenshawTX was on patrol in Afghanistan when an IED blast ripped through his body. He was totally blind. Doctors told him he would never see again.
A year later, after surgery, Dan redeployed with one eye.
Here's a message from Dan to the Taliban & the SNL prick: pic.twitter.com/j2FIrnss0N
— Benny (@bennyjohnson) November 4, 2018
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