Hahahahahaha! Acosta is writing a book!

Acosta is writing a book

Just wait until you hear the title of the book Jim Acosta is writing.

I laughed myself silly.

A dangerous time to tell the truth in America.

Oh-ho!  Is that why CNN lies so much?  To mitigate the danger?

What a joke.

Yeah. Exactly.

You know, for a guy who is so terrified he’ll end up in the gulag for speaking, Jim just loves to go on, doesn’t he?

Yes, yes is it.

After all, when the book comes out, CNN will have Jim Acosta on to talk about … well … himself.

And isn’t that what Acosta simply loves to do?

Stormy Daniels, David Hogg, Omarosa, now Jim Acosta — honestly, publishers will pay anybody to write a book, won’t they?

I wonder how long before Nathan Phillips pens a memoir about his harrowing experience surviving being smiled at by a teenage boy?

The world is officially dumb.

Feel free to add some better title ideas for a Jim Acosta book in the comments.

UPDATE:

Ah, what the heck. Here’s another…

Acosta book II

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10 thoughts on “Hahahahahaha! Acosta is writing a book!

  • January 24, 2019 at 7:20 pm
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    Some suggested reading for Jimmy:

    “Grow a Pair: How to Stop Being a Victim and Take Back Your Life, Your Business, and Your Sanity” by Larry Winget

    Though I’m sure he could understand none of it.

  • January 24, 2019 at 9:44 pm
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    “Dear Diary”

    • January 25, 2019 at 9:01 am
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      That was great…and here is another.
      The Life and Times of Jim Acosta:
      Reality Sucked
      So I Made It Up

  • January 25, 2019 at 8:12 am
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    Maybe he can get Bill Ayers to ghostwrite it for him as obama did.

  • January 25, 2019 at 9:24 am
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    You have to remember that Acosta’s book will be in the FICTION section of the bookstores!!!

    After all, he has no clue of what the word ‘Truth’ means.

  • January 25, 2019 at 11:59 am
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    He’s so scared he’ll use his Secret Service codename as a pseudonym:

    “I’m an Apple, Not a Banana.” by Summer’s Eve

  • January 25, 2019 at 1:00 pm
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    I wonder if it will outsell Killary’s failed book. hahaha

  • January 25, 2019 at 1:56 pm
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    “Ann Frank’s Got Nothing on Me” by Jim Acosta.

  • January 26, 2019 at 10:02 pm
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    I pity the poor fool who has to transcribe his manuscript from Crayon.

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