Hands off their backpacks, you fascist creeps!

You know what’s more fun than a day at an amusement park?

Watching Leftists get snared by their own hypocrisy.

As laughs go, it’s better than a Seinfeld marathon.

School administrators at Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School have decided that all students must now carry see-through backpacks.

Now, granted, this is kind of a stupid policy.

Perhaps it would be better for them if they simply began enforcing school discipline policies that work.

But no! Heaven forbid they actually have violent and dangerous students arrested. Don’t want to contribute to that “school to prison pipeline,” now do they?

So instead they enact foolish policies like see-through backpacks.

Of course then the knife-carrying, gun-wielding students will just skip putting their weapons in their backpacks and instead hide them on their person.

Then what will these geniuses at MSDHS do? Require all students to attend classes in see-through clothing?

But what makes this all the more absurd are the reactions from MSDHS’s most famous camera hog.

And worse! According to Wesley here, requiring students to jettison the backpacks of their choice violates their First Amendment Rights!

“It’s unnecessary,” says Wesley. “It’s embarrassing for a lot of the students and it makes them feel isolated and separated from the rest of American school culture where they’re having essentially their First Amendment rights infringed upon because they can’t freely wear whatever backpack they want regardless of what it is.”

God forbid anyone’s rights get infringed upon!

You want Wesley’s backpack of choice, “Come and Take it!”

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Hands off their backpacks, you fascist creeps!

Are you laughing?

Because I’m howling!

Wesley clearly has a bright future in the Leftist movement.

He’s already got that “lack of self-awareness” thing down pat.

But they won’t give him the hook.

And that’s what’s so fun about this!

It doesn’t matter that Wesley Crusher is becoming the best gun salesman and recruiter for the NRA since Barack Obama.

The Left will keep pushing this know-nothing dimwit into the spotlight because they really do believe he’s their secret weapon in their quest to destroy the Second Amendment.

And because he’s a kid whose had a taste of instant celebrity, Wesley will never, ever shut up.

And that is all kinds of glorious!

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