I’m beginning to feel like I woke up in an alternate universe.
It’s like I’m Lt. Uhura in “Mirror Mirror.” I landed on the planet in my normal uniform and beamed aboard the Enterprise with my midriff showing.
And Spock has a beard!
Has the world gone insane?!
People are actually convinced that President Trump betrayed his based and signed on to the Democrats’ DREAM Act because Nancy Pelosi told them he did.
Who in his right mind would think of Nancy Pelosi as a reliable source of information?
The woman can barely string together a coherent sentence.
She forgets who the President is, for crying out loud!
And suddenly Nancy Pelosi is an unimpeachable source for what President Trump is or isn’t going to do?!
There are people clucking their tongue and saying, “See? We told you Trump would betray his base! We told you during the primaries he’d side with the Democrats. You should have listened to us!”
Oh, really? How do you know he’s sided with the Democrats?
“Because Nancy Pelosi said so!”
Well, if that’s your source, is it any wonder we didn’t believe you during the primaries?
For Pete’s sake, you guys.
Believing Nancy Pelosi is a rookie mistake.
And I’m trying to follow your logic, really.
But as far as I can noodle out, here is your logic:
He’s no Republican; he’s a Democrat.
All Democrats lie.
And we know Trump lied because Democrat Nancy Pelosi says so.
Do you not see the flaw in your logic?!
You’re not attacking Trump for something he’s done.
Instead, you’re attacking Trump for something Nancy Pelosi said he plans to do.
That’s troll logic.
Look, I was none too happy when I saw Trump’s tweets about DACA yesterday morning.
The guy sounded like Jeb Bush. All that was missing was a tweet that said, “They come out of love.”
Frankly, it wouldn’t surprise me if Trump got all misty about these plucky, brave Dreamers after Ivanka shared some story with him.
Why that girl is permitted in the Oval Office, I will never know.
But all it took was holy hell descending on him from his supporters and Trump immediately pulled back from the cliff and sounded sensible again.
So now the only source on this narrative that Donald Trump is on board with the Democrats’ DREAM Act is Nancy freaking Pelosi.
And you guys believe her?
I wouldn’t trust Nancy to tell me the time of day.
Dial it back, you guys.
If you are really this desperate to strut around like a rooster and crow “I told you so!!!” that you would take Nancy Pelosi at her word, I have a bridge in Brooklyn to sell you.
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