In October of last year, California decided to decriminalize knowingly spreading HIV.
It’s flat-out insane.
And the logic behind it doesn’t take into account medical research regarding the resurgence of HIV and the rise of drug-resistant forms of the disease.
As of now, if you have HIV, you can knowingly spread the disease to another partner and face no consequences.
But heaven forbid you get caught with a plastic straw!
— Newsweek (@Newsweek) July 26, 2018
You understand that?
Give someone HIV and walk away scot-free.
Give your customer a plastic straw in his drink and spend six years in jail.
What the hell is wrong with the people in California?
Now, I realize that California will protect illegal alien criminals.
But what if an illegal alien uses as a plastic straw?
There’s a quandary.
If they’re so concerned about the plastic straw’s impact on the environment, why the hell won’t they do something about all the plastic hypodermic needles they give away for free in San Francisco?
For heaven’s sake. You can’t walk down a sidewalk in downtown San Francisco without having to dodge feces and used hypodermic needles.
But a plastic straw is a bridge too far?
You know, I think I might have a way to get around this idiotic plastic straw ban.
Now, I don’t have the marketing and business sense to take advantage of it.
But I am an idea gal.
And I’m happy to pass this idea along to someone who can make it happen.
So if you think you have the manufacturing know how, I’ll sell you my idea for a crisp twenty dollar bill.
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