What is it with stupid Leftists named Chelsea?
You got Chelsea Clinton, some dude named Chelsea Manning and an alleged “comedian” named Chelsea Handler.
I know what you’re thinking.
Chelsea Handler? Who’s she?
Trust me, I’m right there with you.
I never heard of this woman until she started attacking Donald Trump during the 2016 election.
I went to her Twitter account to find out who she was and that’s how I discovered that she’s a “comedian.”
At least she says she’s a comedian.
Having just read through her Twitter feed, I didn’t find anything particularly funny.
Unless being unintentionally funny makes one a comedian.
But “comedian” Chelsea Handler hates Donald Trump nearly as much another alleged “comedian,” Rosie O’Donnell.
The other day Chelsea tweeted out this:
So, North Korea has spent the last twenty years developing nuclear weapons and she’s upset that President-Elect Donald Trump hasn’t done anything about it before he’s inaugurated.
You’d think she’d be more upset over the fact that the current President who has been taking up space in the White House for eight years let it get this far.
What the dumb dink fails to notice is she’s basically admitting that after eight years, Barack Obama never got around to doing the job of President.
This woman is so stupid, in her feeble attempt to bash Trump, she’s acknowledging that she expects Trump to be more of a President than Barack Obama ever was.
[And in that, Chelsea, we’re in complete agreement.]
In other words, the dumb dink just slammed Barack Obama and doesn’t even realize it.
You’ll notice that she isn’t slamming President-Elect Trump for not already being the greatest jobs president we’ve ever had.
Of course she can’t.
After all, Mr. Trump has already done more to create American jobs in his time as President-Elect than Barack Obama did in eight years as the actual President.
Instead, she has to get all huffy that a yet-to-be-sworn-in President hasn’t put an end to North Korea’s nuclear weapons program.
At least Donald Trump is aware the North Korea is a threat, Chelsea.
That’s more than I can say for Barack Obama.
And why is North Korea a threat, Chelsea, you stupid, mind-numbed bint?
Because the current President, Barack Hussein Obama, has done nothing to deal with North Korea’s nuclear ambitions.
Maybe it’s because Obama was too busy helping Iran along with their nuclear ambitions.
And let me ask you, Chelsea. Can you explain to me why North Korea has ICBMs with nuclear capability?
Probably not. So let me help you out.
Another favorite President of yours, Bill Clinton, effectively cleared the way for North Korea to pursue nuclear weapons back in 1994. That was when he bent over backwards and negotiated a nuclear deal with a dictatorship that shouldn’t be trusted to save you a parking space at the mall on Christmas eve.
And here’s the most pathetic part.
If President Trump actually takes steps to undermine North Korea’s nuclear program, Chelsea Handler will still find a reason to bitch about it.
Because Chelsea is like every other fluttering, butt-hurt pseudo-celebrity. She will praise Barack Obama for his good intentions that amounted to nothing. And she will criticize Donald Trump even if he accomplishes great things for this country.
She doesn’t give a damn that North Korea has ICBMs that could reach our soil.
If she really did, she would have been screaming about it for the last eight years. She would have been tweeting out outraged messages to the ineffective, incompetent community organizer whose been rattling around in the White House since 2009 pretending to be President.
But she didn’t. Did she?
Of course not.
Chelsea Handler is nothing but a perpetually unhappy, chronically butt-hurt and, (not surprisingly) unfunny dink who only pretends to give a damn about the national security of our country when a Democrat isn’t in the White House.
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