Hillary might not have closed the door, but the DNC slammed it shut

According to CNN’s Chief White House Correspondent Jeff Zeleny, Hillary Clinton hasn’t closed the door on a third run for the Presidency.

And this pretty much sums up the response.

Yeah.

Not gonna happen.

Hillary might not have closed the door, but trust me. The DNC, major donors and the Democrat base not only closed the door, but bolted it, nailed it shut and posted a guard dog on the other side.

And if I’m not mistaken, Tom Perez is standing at the door dressed as Gandalf the Grey with one, unmistakable message:

Closed the door

Hillary’s done.

She’s over.

And she can hope for it, wish for it and repeatedly tell us she’s not closed the door on it all she wants.

The door is closed.

And the DNC slammed it shut with the force of a thousand angry Orcs.

They don’t need her.

And they sure as hell don’t want her.

Hillary doesn’t have the army of Hillary Harpies roaming the halls of the DNC anymore.

They were the ones who saw to it Joe Biden stayed the hell out of the 2016 race.

If it wasn’t for them, the Dowager Duchess of Chappaqua would have been kicked to the curb in March of 2015 the minute her Toilet Server made the news.

But the days of rigging things for Hillary Clinton are gone (as are the Harpies who did the rigging).

If Hillary thinks she has a chance to “Make Herstory” in 2020, she’s in for a rude awakening.

This time around, the DNC won’t be clearing other candidates out to make room for her.

Instead, she’ll be the one told to take a hike.

But personally, I hope she tries to open that door.

The humiliation she would face would be so delicious, we just might overdose on the Schadenfreude.

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10 thoughts on “Hillary might not have closed the door, but the DNC slammed it shut

  • January 28, 2019 at 3:32 pm
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    I don’t know. She has lots of money. She knows where the bodies are buried (real and political). She probably has a lot of dirt on many of the higher ups in the DNC. She could begin a campaign of undermining a lot of people if she doesn’t get support. Of course, I could be wrong and she might just go away quietly.

  • January 28, 2019 at 4:47 pm
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    The co-presidency of Felonia von Pantsuit and B-J Billy marked the first time a president
    left a crony in charge of the party after leaving office. Instead of being coronated in
    2008, she was beaten like a Narc at a biker rally by the Puff the Magic choom gang
    negro, Ojugears. The Clinton’s maintained control of the party all the way up to the
    2008 election and pResident Ubangi never forgot that she was the source of the birther
    movement as a part of her opposition research efforts. She was locked out of the 2012
    election because she was bribed by Obiteme with her tenure as Secretary of State.

    By 2016, pResident Odeficit was in charge of the party and was so unpopular that his
    endorsement of the communist lesbian in the Mao Jacket did nothing to improve her
    chances of winning against Trump. The one constant in an ever-changing world is that
    old alliances are not permanent and we have always been at war with Eastasia. By
    November 2020, it is doubtful that she can even be elected dog catcher in Chappaqua!
    She will end up bedridden with her atopic seizures still dreaming of absolute power
    with servants changing the adult diapers and keeping her fed with Gerber’s baby food
    to keep her neurologically diseased body functioning.

    • January 29, 2019 at 3:13 pm
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      Running for dog catcher? Hillary should be running from the dog catcher.

  • January 28, 2019 at 10:37 pm
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    No Hillary in 2020?

    Mixed emotions here, she was so entertaining.

    But what will she do if she has nothing to run for?

  • January 29, 2019 at 1:09 am
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    “Toilet Server ”
    LOLOL

  • January 29, 2019 at 3:14 am
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    Fear not; the Klintoons are heading to Puerto Rico to assist with hurricane recovery efforts. They did such a bang up job in Haiti they can help these poor people and enrich themselves again since nobody gives them money because they have nothing to offer these days.

    • January 29, 2019 at 9:47 pm
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      You can be sure that 2% of any donations they collect to go down will make it to Puerto Rico… and will be spent their on ‘expenses’ to distribute aid… like the nicest hotels, bribes (I mean gifts) to their Democratic buddies badmouthing Trump, etc….

  • January 29, 2019 at 7:18 pm
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    Ding dong, the witch is dead!

  • January 30, 2019 at 12:50 am
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    Every time a liberal gets chimp slapped by a flying monkey, an angel gets their wings. Killary is going to get a a five finger face tattoo if she tries to storm the gates.

  • February 2, 2019 at 2:03 pm
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    I am starting a GoFundMe page to get her to run as an independent candidate.

    Wouldn’t that be hilarious?

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