A Fake Hillary Sex Tape? There’s not enough yuck in the world

Lupus was batting me around like a cat toy last night. So I was awake in the wee hours.

My mistake was going on Twitter where – much to my horror — I learned this:

A Hillary sex tape? Good grief.

To quote Cordelia Chase: “There’s not enough yuck in the world.”

Who were these two hundred and fifty thousand people who wanted to watch a Hillary sex tape – even a fake Hillary sex tape?

No! No! A thousand times no!

I don’t care if the image is “safe for work.” I’m not looking at it. Because safe for work or not, the “ick” factor is still going to be there.

The only way even a fake Hillary sex tape could sell is if it came with a complimentary airsick bag.

Sweet merciful Zeus. Can you imagine the next Hillary “Blame Tour” speech?

Just the thought of her shrill voice uttering the words Pornhub and SpankBang gives me a queasy feeling.

I’d do a Photoshop image, but, honestly, I don’t think I could stomach it.

So instead, I went to the Clinton Family Gallery of the Dianny Image Vault to find an appropriate image to use.

Here’s Hillary being forced to watch her sex tape:

Are we supposed to believe that this Hillary sex tape swayed voters from Clinton to Trump?

Something tells me that’s highly unlikely.

Instead, I think those 250K Lookie-Loos viewed it out of morbid curiosity and nothing more.

Although, I’d bet money that Hillary Fan-Boy Peter Daou watched the damn thing more than once.

Suddenly I need an airsick bag.

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4 thoughts on “A Fake Hillary Sex Tape? There’s not enough yuck in the world

  • April 11, 2018 at 3:03 pm
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    I can live with Trump screwing around with Porn stars, Playboy bunnies & beauty pageant contestants. He was a Democrat at the time, after all. But if I find out “The Donald” did Hil-LIAR-y, I’m done! He’s dead to me!

    • April 11, 2018 at 3:05 pm
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      Don’t worry. Even Bill won’t do that.

  • April 11, 2018 at 3:33 pm
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    …well, maybe he would if Huma got her face out of the way….

  • April 11, 2018 at 10:53 pm
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    Don did it to put Stormy out of the picture.

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