A Hillary TV Show?

The other day, I stumbled across an article from the UK Daily Mail with this headline:

‘I’ll be back!’: Defeated candidate Clinton considers launching liberal television show to lay the groundwork for ANOTHER White House run

My first reaction was, “Oh, dear Lord. Just go away!!!”

I mean who the hell would want to watch Hillary Clinton do a TV show?!

Would you want to look at that face for an hour?

And don’t they realize that Hillary’s popularity plummets the more we’re subjected to her?!

It’s insane to give that woman a TV show!

But then I got to thinking, what would you name a TV show hosted by Hillary Clinton?

I got ahold of my friend MJA over at iOTWReport.com and suggested she hold one of their infamous contests to find the name.

She did. And she asked me to be the judge.

So, with 299 entries by the time the contest ended, I had quite a few to read.

There were so many good ones, I broke it down into three categories.

First the “Made Me Laugh Out Loud” Honorable Mentions:
Menderman – Hooligan’s Island
Cato – Murder She Wrought
LocoBlancoSaltine – Welcome Black, Voter (that one took me a minute)
Cato – Hagnet
Menderman – Says Me Street
cfm990 – Antique Toad Show
LocoBlancoSaltine – Blackberry RFD
Illusr8tr – Project Pantsuit
Sapper Chris – Huma’s Heroes
Menderman – Harpy Days

Then there’s the “OMG, I’m dying!” Runners-up:
Lead Salad – Bitch with a Twitch
LocoBlancoSaltine – Tripping with the Stairs
Chalupa – Sloshed in Space
Chalupa – The Ovary Hill Billies
Even Steven – seventysomething
Uncle Al – Hullabalucinations (just saying that one out loud makes me howl)

But the one that caught my eye was from Illustr8r.

So, after a quick few minutes in Photoshop, I came up with an image for the winning TV show name.

The Tremor and Whiskey Hour. Too funny!

Though MJA didn’t suggest I offer a prize, I’m going to.

So, Illustr8r, please feel free to go to my smashwords.com e-book catalogue and pick out the Dianny e-book you’d like to have as a prize.

Then email me and let me know which one you’d like and I’ll get you a free download coupon code.  Congrats!

Thanks MJA & iOTWReport.com for letting me judge this contest.  It was fun.

Oh, and if you want to read through all the entries, click HERE

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6 thoughts on “A Hillary TV Show?

  • January 28, 2017 at 10:23 pm

    But, I thought she sloshed on Vodka?

  • January 28, 2017 at 11:07 pm

    Is that Beck?

  • January 29, 2017 at 6:55 am

    Either she’s plastered or that’s her cougar face, or both.

  • January 29, 2017 at 7:30 pm

    Woo Hoo, runner up! 🙂
    (I suppose it helps to submit 10% of the 299)
    Well done everyone!
    Thanks Dianny

    Late entry:

    Battle of the Network Sycophants

  • January 29, 2017 at 10:40 pm

    What a great contest!

    Thanks Dianny for judging and CONGRATS to illustr8r!

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