Holy Smokes, Whitmer does look like Caitlyn Jenner!

In preparing my last post “Somebody buy Gretchen Whitmer a Clue,” I saw a number of tweets from people jokingly referring to her as Caitlyn Jenner.

At first I thought, “Really? I hadn’t noticed.” Then I pulled up side-by-side pictures of Caitlyn Jenner and Gretchen Whitmer.  And wow.

I’d been so focused on her as the annoying busybody, I totally missed it.

She really does look like Caitlyn Jenner – or the person I refer to as Bruce.

And since the most infamous picture of Caitlyn Jenner is the 2015 “Call me Caitlyn” cover shot from Vanity Fair, I decided to perform a little elective Photoshop surgery and transition Gretchen into the person I refer to as Bruce.

Only, instead of calling her Caitlyn, let’s call her new identity “Karen.”

Holy Smokes, Whitmer does look like Caitlyn Jenner!

A reader made a donation to PatriotRetort.com yesterday and noted that she was especially enjoying my posts on “Call me Karen” Whitmer.

And I’m nothing if not responsive to praise.  Which might explain, in part, why my first two posts since receiving that donation were about America’s least favorite Governor.

Well that, plus Whitmer is such an incredible irritant, she makes for good copy (and ‘shoppy as the case may be).

Not since the tiresome scold Elizabeth Warren has a politician gotten under my skin the way Gretchen Whitmer does.

In a way, I hope Joe Biden does blunder ahead and choose this Caitlyn Jenner look-alike as his running mate.  But mostly because Photoshopping her is all kinds of fun.

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7 thoughts on “Holy Smokes, Whitmer does look like Caitlyn Jenner!

  • April 21, 2020 at 1:29 pm
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    I never thought that Vanity Fair cover photo could be more disturbing, but you’ve managed the near-impossible, Dianny. The revised image will forever interpose with the original in my mind, much like the Bill Hader-Tom Cruise deep fake face shift. This is the stuff that adult nightmares are made of.

  • April 22, 2020 at 9:17 am
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    I heard she’s dating Big Mike.

  • April 22, 2020 at 12:07 pm
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    Whitmore only wishes she’d look like Jenner.

  • April 25, 2020 at 9:13 am
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    Gretchen of Wretched has managed to put my state into Depression-level financial trouble. Now we should be asking, why wait so long to demand that we wear masks? Why wait until Michigan is now #3 in fatalities?

    Oh, snap, it’s never a Democrat’s fault, just ask them. Rule One. Rule 2: always look nice for your booking photo.

    Oh. Sorry. There I go blaming the anointed, when everybody and their parakeet knows it’s all Trump’s fault, including his mind-control Zeppelin hovering over Rosa Parks Boulevard which forced that Detroit Democrat to praise him. (She is being punished for leaving the plantation. Standards of intolerance for black freedom of speech are a Democrat tradition all the way back to Nathan Bedford Forest.)

    In Michigan, Gretchen Wretched has formed a committee to study why blacks got hit harder than others. Why waste the money, when any good bootlicking Democrat knows it was the Son of Satan himself — the evil archangel Orange Man — who personally overfed every single one of the Detroiters who became diabetic or high blood pressure (and etcetera). The truth can now be told! It was Prez-45 himself, dressed in his Day-Glo onesie who slid down our national chimney and French-kissed us with COVID just because he felt like it. Ain’t NOTHIN’ he can’t do!

    Sarcasm aside? The 10th Amendment says it’s up to the Michiganders to dump this dizzy dame. And I really and truly dislike it but when I joined the Navy, I swore to uphold and defend the United States Constitution—and in those decades since then, I never was told that oath had ever expired. “Call Me Karen” Whitmer is our problem, not the feds’. And timing is entirely against us since it’s too late to pass petitions before the state’s general election in November, even if there were no virus to inhibit us.

    What’s left for us is a recall election later on, say early next year, to forestall (in her view, sabotage) any reelection effort she may run. By sabotage, I mean remind voters what Bruce Jenner’s lookalike did to the Water-Winter Wonderland.

    If she forces another extension, I say call up Wisconsin and ask them to send back one of our wolverines. I know exactly what to do with it.

  • April 25, 2020 at 5:43 pm
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    Please Dianny, make ‘Gretchen’ the newest meme. I want my name back. Please don’t make me go to the manager.

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