Hooker Wear

With the election of Kyrsten Sinema, apparently the United States Senate had to relax its dress code.

Ladies and gents, I give you Hooker Wear – for that Street Walker look the World’s Most Deliberative Body was lacking.

Julia Roberts called.  She wants to know how Kyrsten got hold of her costumes from “Pretty Woman.”

Good grief.  Frederica Wilson’s sequined cowboy hats look downright dignified compared to this.

If Arizona is the Meth Lab of Democracy, then this is your wardrobe on meth.

She looks like the lovechild of Donna Summer and a competitive fly fisherman.

Maybe it’s me.  But I personally believe that the Upper Chamber of Congress should have a more professional dress code.

And a mini-dress and hooker boots don’t cut it.

Did Kyrsten get pulled away from a hook-up bar in order to vote on ending the shutdown?

Did she wake up yesterday morning and say, “Okay. I’m off to represent my state in the United States Senate.  Should I wear the spandex zebra-striped body suit and stilettos, or the mini-dress and hooker boots?”

Remember when “decorum” was a thing in Congress?

Now, I realize these Freshman Democrats are all really busy trying to “out-millennial” each other.

But come on.

And God forbid Michelle Obama catch wind of this.  You know how she is. There isn’t a single hideous outfit she won’t drape over that gargantuan frame of hers. Next thing you know, Michelle will appear on stage looking like a sex worker with an ad in the back pages of some ratty free weekly.

I’m mean, the painted-on boots and the yellow shower curtain were bad enough.

You Democrats in Congress can stop trying to convince us you’re unserious lightweights.

Trust me, that memo was sent and received long before Kyrsten decided to strut around the Capitol in hooker wear.

UPDATE:

Actually, I don’t know what’s worse — the hooker wear or the get-up Kyrsten wore when she was sworn in.

I mean. Look at her.

She looks like someone’s Tante Flickman heading to bingo.

Anybody else wonder if she has a poodle inside that enormous purse?

Did she raid Joan Crawford’s closet? If so, I’m guessing that coat wasn’t hung on a wire hanger.

Okay, I think I’ve had enough of making fun of Kyrsten’s dreadful taste in clothing.

Have a nice Saturday!

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16 thoughts on “Hooker Wear

  • January 26, 2019 at 10:48 am
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    Don’t worry Michelle won’t copy this look because of the mini-skirt. Things might peek out on her if you know what I mean.

  • January 26, 2019 at 10:53 am
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    Prosta-boots. How appropriate

  • January 26, 2019 at 10:55 am
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    they are trying to show their utter contempt of the institution, their states, and their conservative/Christian/heterosexual constituents and colleagues

  • January 26, 2019 at 12:20 pm
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    Yeah, I live in Arizona and that stain tried to hide her real self during that
    tedious campaign. Now that she “won”, it’s Katie-bar-the door. You all are
    witnessing the REAL Kyrsten! More to come, folks. Please pray for us, we get to deal with all the
    illegal traffic and her. Gag.

  • January 26, 2019 at 1:02 pm
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    She’s just dressin the part . . . .
    Most in Congress are prostitutes

    Kind of appreciate her honesty 🙂

    • January 31, 2019 at 9:32 am
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      You nailed it!

  • January 26, 2019 at 2:19 pm
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    Not only is it inappropriate, it’s ugly as shit.

  • January 26, 2019 at 3:29 pm
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    Judy Collins: Bring in the clowns don’t bother they’re here!

  • January 26, 2019 at 4:00 pm
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    “When they call the roll in the Senate, the Senators do not know whether to answer ‘Present’ or ‘Not Guilty’.”

    ― Theodore Roosevelt

  • January 26, 2019 at 7:05 pm
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    Dianny,

    You must deliver a powerful message. I keep seeing portions of your posts copied word for word in the comment sections of other sites!!

    • January 26, 2019 at 7:20 pm
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      With attribution I hope.

      • January 26, 2019 at 9:15 pm
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        Unfortunatey, no. Just a comment posted to a story thst was obviosly a copy and paste job

  • January 26, 2019 at 8:19 pm
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    Test

  • January 26, 2019 at 8:38 pm
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    Oh Dear Heaven, I just saw the update. It actually makes the prosta-boots
    look stylish. Please folks, pray for those of us Arizona. She is the veritable crack of doom.

  • January 28, 2019 at 3:23 pm
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    The retro looking pink outfit was rather cute and if she always dressed that way, it would be “her look.” But when you see a train wreck like the summer dress and tall boots, that just tells me she will accidently look good sometimes, but actually has no style or taste. It also reveals that like AOC, she has no real sense of her own identify. Other than being against this and against that, these Marxists don’t have anything to bring to the party.

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