Yesterday, President Trump sent the flying monkeys in the media into a frothing rage when he referred to porn actress Stormy Daniels as Horseface.
“Federal Judge throws out Stormy Danials lawsuit versus Trump. Trump is entitled to full legal fees.” @FoxNews Great, now I can go after Horseface and her 3rd rate lawyer in the Great State of Texas. She will confirm the letter she signed! She knows nothing about me, a total con!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 16, 2018
Upon learning the news, John Kerry ripped up all his pictures of Sarah Jessica Parker and immediately scoured the internet for pictures of Stormy.
Of course Horseface Stormy didn’t take that tweet lying down.
Which is kind of a switch for her.
In returning fire on Twitter, Stormy accused the president of having a penchant for bestiality.
Am I reading this right? Is she confirming she’s a horse? https://t.co/K1EpZ7x4TZ
— Dianny 🇺🇸 (@DiannyRants) October 16, 2018
Yes, in an effort to insult President Trump, Stormy reared back and kicked herself in her own horseface.
Proving what I said yesterday, that President Trump is blessed with truly moronic opponents.
Now some of you might think, “Oh, why didn’t Trump just let this go? Why did he have to tweet something like this?”
A) Because it works that’s why.
And B) because Trump is blessed with moronic opponents.
As President Trump put it exactly six years ago today:
My twitter has become so powerful that I can actually make my enemies tell the truth.
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 17, 2012
Like Pavlov’s dogs, Trump’s opponents react with drooling and sputtering if he zings them from his Twitter feed.
And because he is blessed with moronic opponents, they always end up shooting themselves in the foot in their attempts to zing him back.
Just ask Elizabeth “1/1024th” Warren.
And let’s be honest here. Both Horseface Stormy and Creepy Porn Lawyer Avenatti have a knack for getting in their own way.
Just ask Justice Kavanaugh.
Meanwhile, the Handmaids in the news media will waste precious airtime “well-I-nevering” over this for at least the next couple days.
See, President Trump uses Twitter like a cat owner uses a laser-pointer.
And right now, the news media, Horseface and her lawyer are climbing the walls and chasing their tails over this — which is all manner of hilarious.
They’re so busy champing at the bit to get back at Trump that they aren’t thinking straight. And when Leftists don’t think straight, they make mistakes.
If President Trump does zing the Duh-namic Duo at his rally in Texas, they’ll rev themselves up all over again.
And that never works out well for Trump’s opponents.
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